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According to the map I'm a southie. Their should be a sub catagory for those of us cold southies who live on top of mountains with the bears and mountain lions.

Some things I love:
3 ft of snow,
fried okra, (Gods greatest gift)
swimming in the great lakes,
visiting the land of eternal flatness in west Texas,
Potato salad,
sun sweet tea, (90% sugar, 5% water, 5% leon juice
stuffing,

Some things I hate with passion:
Grits(if i had a time machine the inventor would be dead before his 20th birthday)
heat
Water parks
 
According to the map I'm a southie. Their should be a sub catagory for those of us cold southies who live on top of mountains with the bears and mountain lions.

Some things I love:
3 ft of snow,
fried okra, (Gods greatest gift)
swimming in the great lakes,
visiting the land of eternal flatness in west Texas,
Potato salad,
sun sweet tea, (90% sugar, 5% water, 5% leon juice
stuffing,

Some things I hate with passion:
Grits(if i had a time machine the inventor would be dead before his 20th birthday)
heat
Water parks


I think we could make a category for those of you a mile or more above sea level. Something for you eternally high people.

You’re not really Southies but you’re surely not Northerners as your love for Okra, the flat desert of Texas, and swimming in the Great Lakes (the Great Lakes are for fishing not swimming) attests too.
 
Hmm... this could work to the bonus of all us who are the best of both worlds and the worst of none.
Their is a bonus to living way up here... their is not enough water for the dux.

I think you misunderstand.

Being a northerner is as close to perfection as one can get...

We are simply not penalizing you for all your southie tendencies.
 
I have to say it but the Northerners and the Southies have it wrong and trust me I know.
Only those of us who have walked on top of the clouds understand life.
Southies are... well scroll up a bit and you will find their problems

Northerners do not get food, are so self adsorbed, take life too fast, and keep dux and geese in their city parks.

Us in the mountains you see my dear friends are by far the superior. It is just a fact of life.
 
I have to say it but the Northerners and the Southies have it wrong and trust me I know.
Only those of us who have walked on top of the clouds understand life.
Southies are... well scroll up a bit and you will find their problems

Northerners do not get food, are so self adsorbed, take life too fast, and keep dux and geese in their city parks.

Us in the mountains you see my dear friends are by far the superior. It is just a fact of life.
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