You might be a “Southie” if...

[rocking chickens]

If I did not know better, Ralphie I would say that you have caught Duckintieous otherwise know as the northern dux flu. If I remember correctly you are in the 2nd stage. Here is a briefing of the stages:

Stage	Favorite Food	Mental health	Preferred Poultry
1st-Mostly Normal	Starts to dislike good food.	OK will start to deteriorate and imagine zombie chickadees(its the robins that are zombies not the chickadees)	Chickens, Turkeys, all but water foul.
2nd-Mid Range	Refuses and insults any food that comes from the south.	almost crazy	Ducks, geese,Swan, May state a hate for these animals to cover up their disease.
3rd- Done for	will only eat frozen pizza and grits	If not in asylum then put in now	dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,
4th-Dead	nothing	dead	dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,dux, dux,

 

[Kgbao]

I have to say it but the Northerners and the Southies have it wrong and trust me I know.
Only those of us who have walked on top of the clouds understand life.
Southies are... well scroll up a bit and you will find their problems

Northerners do not get food, are so self adsorbed, take life too fast, and keep dux and geese in their city parks.

Us in the mountains you see my dear friends are by far the superior. It is just a fact of life.

I think the low oxygen at the high altitudes is affecting your thinking.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

My inlaws put salt on watermelon. That's a Southie thing, right, or no?

You can eat watermelon without salt?
I also salt my apples too.

 

[rocking chickens]

I think the low oxygen at the high altitudes is affecting your thinking

Oh no you are quite mistaken it is proven that those of us living at high altitudes have more blood cells and so correspondingly our minds get more oxygen than all you lowlings.

 

[Cebarmlds]

You can eat watermelon without salt?
I also salt my apples too.

I need to know, anyone salt a stalk of rhubarb and eat it that way?

 

[duluthralphie]

You can eat watermelon without salt?
I also salt my apples too.

Weirdo!

 

[duluthralphie]

I need to know, anyone salt a stalk of rhubarb and eat it that way?

I have heard of it, but never seen it.

 

[Angileen]

Refer to the map, it appears you might be a higher functioning Southie based on the Ice Fishing.

I have heard of it, but never seen it.

I have never heard of it! And I never put salt on Apples or Watermelon.

 

[SueT]

Rhubarb? I remember rhubarb pie. What part of the country eats rhubarb?

 

[Cebarmlds]

Rhubarb? I remember rhubarb pie. What part of the country eats rhubarb?

What part of the country doesn’t?