You might be a “Southie” if...

[duluthralphie]

I will eat raspberries..
But only if I know I can immediately floss!

I carry floss with me everywhere. I like flossing and hate my mouth feeling dirty.

of course, some say I am a tad germophobe.

 

[FeatheredFriends&Horses2]

Not if you’re a northerner with all your teeth..

How exactly does having all your teeth equal no weird film on your teeth? I mean, I've never been super excellent at math, but this just isn't adding up!

 

[duluthralphie]

If lard makes your teeth icky, too much might have gotten added somehow. I hate that, too. Seedy berries must be gently muushed by the teeth, then squushed by the tongue. NEVER chew!

Strawberry seeds are the worst.

 

[duluthralphie]

How exactly does having all your teeth equal no weird film on your teeth? I mean, I've never been super excellent at math, but this just isn't adding up!

Most southies of her age have store bought teeth. Like Granny on the Beverly Hillbillies.

Of course, there are some advantages to removable teeth.

 

[FeatheredFriends&Horses2]

Most southies of her age have store bought teeth. Like Granny on the Beverly Hillbillies.

Of course, there are some advantages to removable teeth.

My younger sister happens to have a false tooth on a retainer (freak lake accident involving a bad idea and a giant inflatable lake toy) and she greatly enjoys freaking people out with it!

 

[SueT]

 

[duluthralphie]

My younger sister happens to have a false tooth on a retainer (freak lake accident involving a bad idea and a giant inflatable lake toy) and she greatly enjoys freaking people out with it!

Were the words “watch this” and “ hold my beer” heard any time before the freak accident?

 

[FeatheredFriends&Horses2]

Were the words “watch this” and “ hold my beer” heard any time before the freak accident?View attachment 2136082

We're both under 21, so nope, no alcoholic beverages involved!

 

[FeatheredFriends&Horses2]

Nope, no alcoholic beverages involved!

There may have been a "watch this"...

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I carry floss with me everywhere. I like flossing and hate my mouth feeling dirty.

of course, some say I am a tad germophobe.

I usually carry those little floss picks in my purse. I hate using wooden toothpicks at restaurants.
I always manage to break the tip off between my teeth.