You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[bishopschickens]

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I have two sportsmans in my KITCHEN!! My husband is just as bad as me!!

 

[undermywings]

Aaaaand whenever I see free range on Craigslist, I check out what kind of chickens they have only to see picture of an oven.

 

[mmtillman]

OH ...this thread makes me feel sooo much better !!

Each evening I sit out in the yard in my lounge chair....allowing several of my 25 chickens each a chance to free range b4 bedtime. My fave one of all....my hugh DOM roo has always been the ''tame'' and he never lost his tameness as he matured...well...so far anyway he is still tame....

So each night I cluck to him and he comes and sits in my lap and we ''talk''....cars drive by and I get the strangest looks.....???

I love it !!! It winds up my day perfectly and calms me like nothing else...yes..having chickens isnt crazy at all....

 

[lovemychix]

Oh.... you might me the crazy chicken lady when you have to tell all the relatives (that aren't crazy about chicken unless it's fried) that you make chicken diapers and saddles. Then I have to give them the chicken sex education on why a hen needs a saddle.

I told them the other day that laugh all you want. I'm laughing too. I never knew I'd make chicken clothes.

 

[applefalls]

OK, I just thought of a new one:
You know you're a CCL/M when you stand on the coveted cinder block in the chicken yard calling, "You're not the boss of me!"

to your bossiest chicken so she'll stop pecking at you whenever you sit on the cinderblock.
Even my four-year-old had to come over to the chicken yard and ask, "Mommy, what are you doing??"
I can't imagine what the neighbors were thinking!

 

[card5640]

1. When you miss your 30th class reunion because you have a sick chicken ( first one ever missed) and feel comfortable telling all your classmates why you are not coming.

2. You make your family eat in the living room for a month because the sick chicken is in a carrier on the bar under the wonderful warm lights.

3. You drive in July with the heat on for 1.5 hours to a management meeting for work w/ a box of new baby chicks and a heat lamp because you didnt want to leave them home alone...and didnt care what your boss thought.

4. You burn things on the grill and stove because you are out visiting your chickens.

5. All your shoes become "barn shoes"

 

[lovemychix]

We didn't take vacation this summer because I had too many broody hens. I couldn't miss the grandchickens birth.

I let the chickens run for a few hours at night when I'm home and my hubby caught me singing "Wild chickens do and they don't regret it"

 

[LittleFeat]

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Oh I can't stop laughing!! My husband thinks I'm definitely the "crazy chicken lady" because I'm laughing my head off at your post and he doesn't even get it!!

 

[WriterofWords]

When you go to your first pot luck as a Lady Moose and ask everyone to save the watermelon rinds for your favorite little roo Cheaper,,, then do the "Where's my Cheaper??" LOL,, that was tonight....

 

[annie3001]

okay i have been decorating around the chicken run! flowers fake and all! my husband comes home from work and "ugh! " oh dear what has she done now, even my 2 little kids are taking after momma, moving furniture around and now decorating around the chickens! kinda funny. i should post pictures from day 1 week 2 etc. it would be funny!