You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[AccentOnHakes]

When you're learning about genetics in science, and the teacher starts talking about co-dominance, and how in chickens, if you cross a black feathered with a white feathered, you get a mix of black and white. Then you wonder...are they barred? Cuckoo? Silver laced? SOMEONE TELL ME PLEASE THE CURIOSITY IS KILLING ME.

 

[Country Heart]

You spend a rainy afternoon outside shoveling dirt, sand and wood ash to make the perfect bathing area for the girls.

 

[duckluck]

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I've been WANTING that!! How'd you do it??!??

If you're asking where you can get ringtones that sound like poultry.

Anyone know where I can get one that sounds like a duck?

 

[artsyrobin]

When you keep hearing a clucking from the kitchen like one of your banties....and finally figure out its the refrigerator making those chicken sounds!!

 

[AccentOnHakes]

Oh! I remembered another one!

We went to the farm at the zoo, and I was all like CHICKS!!! And then I was kinda mad because they only have 3 and they already had wing feathers so they weren't as cute and they were all white and no black ones or anything.

And also the chickens were in a run where you couldn't see them well.

 

[jossanne]

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I've been WANTING that!! How'd you do it??!??

If you're asking where you can get ringtones that sound like poultry.

Anyone know where I can get one that sounds like a duck?

I got a great one at www.phonezoo.com called Chicken_song. There are a lot of chicken/rooster ringtones there, and they're all free! I bet there are duck ringtones too.

eta: search for duck or quack to find them.

 

[Henrietta23]

if you call your DH from work to make sure he's "locked up the girls" for the night. Boy, did that one get some strange looks from a new coworker!

 

[jossanne]

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If you're asking where you can get ringtones that sound like poultry.

Anyone know where I can get one that sounds like a duck?

I got a great one at www.phonezoo.com called Chickensong. There are a lot of chicken/rooster ringtones there, and they're all free! I bet there are duck ringtones too.

eta: search for duck or quack to find them.

HAHA Look up Chicken Impossible

 

[krzybo]

If your mailman catches you holding a BO hen while she eats blueberries off your blueberry bush!

 

[NeeleysAVLChicks]

If the only time you get road rage is during the dark, winter months, while trying to rush home for a few precious minutes of cuddle time with the girls before they go up for the night.