You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[fluffandpuffchicks]

You bought your chicken a diaper and let your chicken sleep in your bed

 

[tinychicky]

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haha my house chicken sleeps on my bed almost every night!

 

[Chickenrandomness]

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aww i'm sorry you lost your other chickens, CR

are you getting any more?

its ok, i've already gotten over it, they got killed a few months ago.

i already got some

6 happy healthy chicks!

 

[DinosRBirds]

Your lawnmowers are chickens on wheels

 

[Cynthia12]

Ok, so this one is NOT a new one. I'm a crazy chicken lady because I lose sleep when I have baby chicks on the way. They almost always, always, decide to hatch during the night. Can't get that right for nothing, I think they know, I will be there..that's the crazy part, I really think they know.

 

[Momagain1]

haha..we painted one of our hens nails neon pink too once...

but she kept pecking herself and squawking!

 

[Momagain1]

when you walk into your neighboring cornfield about 10 rows in (and everyday finding a new row!), with scissors in order to cut alfalfa that is last years crop growing up between this years corn...
because they dont like the swiss chard you grew for them.....

 

[ChillinWithThePeeps]

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This is great!!!! LOVE IT!!

HMMMMM....This could be super fun to do with my daughter today!! She can catch them and I can paint the nails!! SPA DAY!!!

 

[Chickenrandomness]

my hen, Esther, talked!!!! to the average joe, they would have just heard Pwuking, but i heard her speak! i asked her "Are you a good chicken?" and she said "Yeeeeeeeep, yep, yep, yeeep, yep."

i love my little Esther

 

[PoultryPedia]

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Naturally!

You turned your best friends family into a chicken family.

Great work!

You finally convinced your boyfriend that you need three coops in the future. One for bantams, one for standards, and one for EEs because you can never have enough EEs.

EEs forever!

You have a really bad day and no one is home so you bring your EE inside the house for some cuddle time.

You are a kindred spirit!

You've considered teaching elementary because you can do an egg incubation project even though you'd rather teach High school (still trying to figure out what chickens have to do with music)