You might be a redneck if ...

[danielle82]

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Next time I need an insult gonna use that! hahaha

 

[elijahboy]

when you need a trailer hitched to the back of your truck to haul things and you compromise with the back of another truck and just pull that around

when you need one of those those 2 car/seater motorcycles and the second car attached to your motorcycle is the trunk of a saturn car

when you count how many teeth you HAVE

your entire last living room set is on your pront porch now

when most of your friends and family are referred to as bubba

 

[Crystalchic]

you might be a red neck if you
blow your nose with out a hanky

 

[elijahboy]

or better yet when you push down on one nostril and blow real hard and dont care where it lands

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[LeBlackbird]

You might be a red neck if your Christmas lights consist of on of those christmas deer hangin' upside down from a tree, With a pile of red lights on the ground.

 

[Crystalchic]

you may be a red neck if your front lawn has so much junk in it
passer byes think that your havin a yard sale and stop to start lookin aroun

I actually heard that on the radio or somewhere
but dont recall who said it

 

[debilorrah]

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Hey we have one of those!!!!

 

[TammyTX]

If you see a chupacabra in your backyard....

 

[chickinlickin]

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Yeah but they tend to melt pretty fast when the hot slag hits em. Leather hold up better for welding but they rot when they get wet.

You mean you wear shoes while welding?

that's funny right there.....

 

[michickenwrangler]

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How about a sister-in-law's?