You might be a redneck if ...

[buck-wild-chick]

You might be a redneck if... You run out of wrapping paper and use wallpaper instead.

 

[michickenwrangler]

You might be a redneck if ...

You have your power steering pump or muffler held on with baling twine

You finally get your power steering pump properly fixed, the bolt shears and you go back to tying it in place with baling twine

You and/or your husband have ever been mistaken for a crazy hobo man/bag lady

You've ever herded animals with a broom

 

[Emzyyy]

You might be a redneck if a salesperson calls and you tell them your parents can't talk their out fixin' the outhouse.

 

[The Poultry Peanut]

Quote:
Has that happened to you?

 

[Emzyyy]

Quote:
Has that happened to you?

No but I heard it once on tv don't remb where. I've thought of using it before though!

 

[The Poultry Peanut]

Quote:
Has that happened to you?

No but I heard it once on tv don't remb where. I've thought of using it before though!

Oh I see.

I'll have to remember that next time a sales person calls hmmmm.....

 

[bloomnbeauty]

You might be considered a redneck if your favorite sandwich is peanut butter and banana with mayo.

 

[ravencreek]

Quote:
I threw up in my mouth a little after reading that. Do you eat that?

 

[WalkingWolf]

You might be a redneck if you think sushi is calling the hogs...

 

[WalkingWolf]

Quote:
I threw up in my mouth a little after reading that. Do you eat that?

Peanut butter banana an honey.