I just remembered my redneck calander from last year!
You might be a redneck if...
...you've ever eaten a lard sandwich.
...you think going formal means driving a black pick-up truck.
...your children trip over christmas lights hunting for easter eggs.
...you think being a wine connoisseur means buying a bigger box.
..."pass the buck" is a request at the dinner table.
...there were dogs in your wedding party.
...your screen door has no screen.
...you cleaned out your garage and discovered you didn't sell your motorcyle.
...you've ever encouraged your grandma to enter an eating contest.
...your working TV sits on top of your non working TV.
...you've ever forced people to take your home grown squash.
...you decorate your dog for christmas.
Ok i'm done. Enjoy!