You might be a redneck if ...

[Chicks_N_Horses]

You might be a redneck if you live at my place

LOL

 

[bloomnbeauty]

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I threw up in my mouth a little after reading that. Do you eat that?

I certainly do! Just had one in fact...lol

 

[Emzyyy]

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I threw up in my mouth a little after reading that. Do you eat that?

Peanut butter banana an honey.

I Love peanut butter and honey sandwiches Definatly before a meet when I run they don't make you burp weird flavors!

 

[usschicago1]

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I'm clueless.... help me? Whats next Tuesday?

Sept. 8th

That's all I know!

First Day Of School foe me );

 

[ravencreek]

Weird. Maybe its because I don't like banana at all or peanut butter much. Mayo is good though. I might have to try one anyway. Never know til you try it right?

Now the peanut butter and honey I can see.

 

[The Poultry Peanut]

I just remembered my redneck calander from last year!

You might be a redneck if...
...you've ever eaten a lard sandwich.
...you think going formal means driving a black pick-up truck.
...your children trip over christmas lights hunting for easter eggs.
...you think being a wine connoisseur means buying a bigger box.
..."pass the buck" is a request at the dinner table.
...there were dogs in your wedding party.
...your screen door has no screen.
...you cleaned out your garage and discovered you didn't sell your motorcyle.
...you've ever encouraged your grandma to enter an eating contest.
...your working TV sits on top of your non working TV.
...you've ever forced people to take your home grown squash.
...you decorate your dog for christmas.

Ok i'm done. Enjoy!

 

[bloomnbeauty]

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You just might at that. Peanut butter and honey on toast...my most favorite breakfast.

 

[Dar]

you might be a red neck if your mechanic friend tells you that the bus company he works for is selling old buses and you get all excited cause they would make a great predator proof coop

 

[michickenwrangler]

You might be a redneck if...

Your husband considers the Harley Davidson t-shirt WITH sleeves (the others have been cut off) the "nice t-shirt" for going out

 

[Dar]

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this is like my DH's "nice" NASCAR" shirt