You might be a redneck if...

[hisdaughter]

These are all great answers from a great bunch of chicken lovers. Thanks

 

[Godsgrl]

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darn it! I'm a redneck! LOL

 

[KristyHall]

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ROFL

 

[KristyHall]

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darn it! I'm a redneck! LOL

be proud!

 

[AKsmama]

. . . your husband shoots a coon out the bathroom window with his silenced pistol at 5:30 a.m.

 

[lovin my birds]

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Oh then I am definatley a redneck. Lol! I will askfo the day of the swap andthe next day off as well so I can stay till the end. Lol!

 

[Henicillin]

If you use a snow shovel to clean out the old bedding from the big-chick pen in your garage (bedding you throw onto a tarp and then go toss on the compost heap), you might be a redneck. Heck, if you HAVE a chick pen in your garage, you might be a redneck.

 

[michickenwrangler]

The greeting "Hello" is inevitably followed by "Watch Your Step"

One end of your clothes line is tied to the side view window of a pickup truck

 

[peepacheep]

If your husband shoots a skunk in the kitchen at 2 a.m.

 

[Henicillin]

If absolutely nobody reacts to the sound of three shots coming from the back yard of a house up the road at about 9 PM, to the point that we don't even bother to go outside and see what's going on, much less call the cops.