Your most embarassing moment.....

[ratlummountain]

mine is the very typical bikini top "malfunction"

i was swimming down by the river with my boyfriend and a bunch of his friends. this is a part of the river where tons of tuber's go by, and it's a calm part of the river so they're all floating by very slowly. http://www.farmingtonrivertubing.com/

i jump in and climb back out with my left boob hanging out. of course i didn't realize it. i actually stood on the rock for a solid 30-40 seconds, hands on hips just watching tuber's go by.
finally a little girl called out "you're hanging out"

i was mortified.

all the guy friends swear to god they didn't see anything. thank god i was about 22 at the time and had really nice boobs back then.

 

[paganfish]

...and the last one! (I promise!)

I was going into a starbucks that had double doors. I was talking to a friend and the place was packed. Not paying attention I grabbed the wrong door handle to open the door for my friend and end up whacking MYSELF on the face.


It was not bad enough HE laughed (and never lets me forget about it) but EVERYONE in the place saw it. No, HEARD it. I banged my cheek pretty hard. I didn't realize how bad it hurt until much later.

Ok that's the last one or I go to my strait jacket!

Pedro

 

[Wildsky]

Pagan, you have ALOT of these don't you ?

I LOVE IT!

 

[ilovemychickies]

GOOD! I am glad to know that I am not the only person who has had that happen!

 

[lizardz]

You guys are giving me such great laughs, so turn about is fair play. Here's mine -
A number of years ago I was backpacking with some friends in Yosemite. We had been out five days, and had four more before we would be finished and I was just sorely in need of some washing up. We camped near a river, so I decided that I would wash my jeans and myself. After I was clean, I laid out on a rock enjoying the warm sun, waiting for my jeans to dry. I kind of dozed off, then I heard this odd noise. I looked up to see this llama walking off with my pants!! (It was somewhat commen to use llamas as pack animals for the guided tours there). I jumped up and ran after the d**n animal and tried to grab my jeans, but it wouldn't let go. So, here I am, in all my glory, playing tug of war with this blasted animal and my jeans when I hear another noise. You guessed - it was the wrangler looking for his lost critter trying so hard not to laugh he was about to explode! Well, I got my jeans back, but not my dignity. At least I have a good story to tell, and somewhere out there, a former llama wrangler does, too!

 

[ilovemychickies]

 

[paganfish]

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OMG! You had me in stitches with this story! The image of you tug-of-warring buck with a llama. OMG!

 

[Blisschick]

OMG, one of my embarrassing moments happened today...

I had to do a parts run into Houston for my husband, so I took my 13 yr. old daughter with me. We got the parts, then did a little shopping. We stopped into Whole Foods Market and were getting a few bulk items. Some of the containers have little levers that you pull down and dispenses whatever into your little bag. I was getting some penne pasta, trying to hold the bag and work the lever at the same time. The bag slipped, and the pasta went pouring all over the floor. I tried to stop it, but the stupid pasta was so long and hard, it was jamming the lever, so I couldn't close it off quickly! To make it worse, the doggone stuff is hollow, so it's hitting the tile floor and making this horrendous racket. There was a woman standing off to my right, trying not to notice while my daughter is laughing her butt off at me. I know I had this horrorfied look on my face, and I'm trying to save face by saying "Wow, that's embarrassing!" So I told my daughter to help me try to kick the stuff out of the middle of the aisle so people won't kill themselves on it, and I'm making some joke about "Cleanup on aisle 12!", when one of the workers shows up out of nowhere with a broom and dustpan. I apologized, and he tells me "I heard it all the way back over there when it happened." Gee, thanks! He made me feel a little better when he said my mess wasn't the worst he's had.

THEN, I go to try to put more pasta in my bag (which didn't get much the first time), with my daughter holding it while I'm dispensing it, and three or four pieces still/i] find their way to the floor, and the stupid lever jammed again! The lady laughed and told me "They had to get the last word in, didn't they?"

 

[ilovemychickies]

Here is another.......

One time I was having a sleepover with my friends. I had just gotten some new pajamas and they were a tad big. We were racing up the stairs when all of a sudden my pants fall down. I fall flat on my face and slide all the way back down the stairs! My friends were very nice and promised not to tell anyone. Then we all burst out laughing. We laughed non stop for about 15 minutes. We just couldn't stop laughing! It was funny but embarrassing. Oh well!

 

[WriterofWords]

When my son was a toddler and just speaking fairly well, I learned the true meaning of "Little pictures have big ears". I've been single since my now 16 yr. old son was 6 months old and my mother has always been around to help me out. I guess I wasn't being very careful and don't even remember saying it but I must have because my son reiterated it at just the wrong time.
We were in the grocery store looking at the egg display; while I was checking a carton for broken eggs I overheard my young son innocently ask the worker where all the eggs came from. The nice man explained how chickens laid the eggs and then the store bought them... then I heard him ask the nice man if the store could help his mom because she said she needed to get laid too. I've never looked at eggs quite the same way since.