Your most embarassing moment.....

[CarriBrown]

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I almost "sharted" myself!

 

[Wildsky]

When my son was 2 we went to visit family, I never realised how well he could talk and COPY me, till we were sitting at the table eating - he knocked something off his plate and onto the floor.....
"Oh S**T" he said......

(I just about swallowed my fork!)

 

[WriterofWords]

I'm so glad others have the same things happen to them, I'm laughing so hard my cat had to get off my lap!

One other instance: When I was pregnant with my son I had to get up in the middle night to empty my pea-sized bladder,,, one of my cats had the misfortune to be hanging over the edge of the toilet and got sat upon. I had to explain to my Ob/Gyn why my rear end looked like it had been caught in a shredder.

 

[WriterofWords]

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Oh yeah,, do as I say not as I do, I've been caught in that one so many times! I'm much more careful now,........ uh huh..

 

[Blisschick]

I cannot even begin to relate how many times my daughter mortified me when she was little. She didn't get the nickname "Mouth of The South" for nothin'! You never said anything in front of her, because she had (has) a mind like a steel trap, and it never failed to come back and haunt me at the worst possible moment!

 

[eggcetra_farms]

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Yeah really. I had my son tell his (step) grandfather (my husband's stepfather) "Mommy says you're full of crap*." Now that I look back on it it's hilarious.....but just one of many examples I have of this type of thing.

*Aw geez, it edited c**p LOL

 

[WriterofWords]

Last one,,
I bought some mouse paper, the sticky kind, because I didn't want poison around my cats. I put it under my bathroom sink and not 2 minutes later heard a racket under there and found a very large field mouse stuck to it. I felt horrible! I picked it up and took it outside, my black cat ran outside (not allowed out) so I dropped the paper and mouse to catch the cat. My tri-color collie tried to sniff the mouse and get her nose stuck to the paper and then tried to use her paw to pull it off, it got stuck too. I went back to the porch to try and help my dog, I put my bare foot on the edge of the paper to try and hold it still while pulling on the dogs paw and nose, my foot got stuck. The stupid cat ran up and tried to snatch the mouse,, yeah,, we looked like a circus in the front yard. My mom was rolling in the grass and about peed herself, a local deputy who knows me stopped out front and of course had to tell everyone. We ended up cutting the paper into little pieces attached to all of us and soaking it off.
I had to shave the cat because it got wrapped around her.

 

[3peeps]

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O....M....G!!!!

 

[Blisschick]

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Awww, man, and I didn't get to see this?? Where's a video camera when you need one?

 

[WriterofWords]

His dash cam got it from his cruiser,,, I never got a copy of it, but I still hear about it and it was a few years ago.