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Quote: If you were to ask a sampling of young people ... Q: Where does meat come from Result would more than likely be..... A: Grocery store It's always interesting when they ask the grade schoolers to write how their family makes turkey on Thanksgiving, there's usually a whole page of...

Quote: That's kinda funny to me, because I trim my 90# dog's nails similar to the way a farrier does horses. He doesn't like to sit or lay very much, so I just grab one foot at a time just like the farrier He tolerates it. I'm not sure how much his feet were handled/trimmed in the 4 years...

Quote: Tom cat = male Tom turkey = male duh

Quote: That's an easy one. Pets spend there day trying to figure out how to get on the kitchen table. Livestock spends there day trying to figure out how to stay off it. I'll have to tell him that tomorrow I'm laughing so much hubbs is giving me funny looks

My boss can't seem to grasp the difference between "pets" and "livestock" Not sure how he doesn't get it. Seems pretty straightforward to me

Quote: I asked my dad about that once, because we didn't live on a farm, but we didn't live in a city either. We were just plain "country" without being too far backwoods. My dad said we were "hybrids" because we knew more about gardening and country stuff than a city slicker, but also more...

Quote: If you were really from the country you wouldda offered to help him fix it, instead of calling a tow truck. Dontcha know that tow trucks charge by the mile, and them country miles get rather long...same reason cabs don't come out here either

Quote: Don't feel bad, they don't have anything that you could actually see. They just press their cloacae together and presto chango, you've got fertilized eggs. I guess I can understand his question, I mean on most domesticated animals you don't need a magnifiying glass to see it...

A guy at work told me that he went to the fair last week and a chicken or a duck pooped on him. He didn't know if it was a chicken or a duck. I just kinda knodded all the while mentally tallying the differences in chickens and ducks......of course for all he knew it might have been a goose or...

"What did you do with it?" in response to me trapping a fox outside my chicken coop. The answer is pretty obvious to a country person.

I was asked: "What's the difference in the eggs that we eat and the ones that you hatch?" My response: "Well I put the ones to eat in the refrigerator, and the others I don't" Apparently it satisfied them

Quote: I just wanted to say- sure we can live on them (I do) but have you ever tried running on one? Especially w/ sharp rocks and right after winter when your feet are still soft.. I think the funniest things are having arguements about roosters actually being chickens (apparently they're...