Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat - Part 2 : Chicken Boogaloo.

allosaurusrock said:

Thank you so much. It is a relief. I was going to come out on Thanksgiving, but my grandpa had a rant about lesbians. 

So that was a no. 

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So, why tell them? That part of your life is no one else's business ..... that's why it's called "private". You don't owe anyone an explanation about your sex life. So, don't worry about a big "coming out party", just relax and let them figure it out for themselves. Just like they did.

PraiseGod said:

Someone at a gas station was telling me how he had chickens when he was younger that would lay twice a day. Wasn't sure how to respond....

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I've heard that as well.

PraiseGod said:

Someone at a gas station was telling me how he had chickens when he was younger that would lay twice a day. Wasn't sure how to respond....

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Are you really in Jerusalem?? Cool!! Welcome! Maybe the chickens over there lay twice a day because they are in "The Promised Land"!

7 Biddies said:

allosaurusrock said:

Thank you so much. It is a relief. I was going to come out on Thanksgiving, but my grandpa had a rant about lesbians. 

So that was a no. 

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So, why tell them? That part of your life is no one else's business ..... that's why it's called "private". You don't owe anyone an explanation about your sex life. So, don't worry about a big "coming out party", just relax and let them figure it out for themselves. Just like they did.

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Hinotori said:

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I'm crying with laughter right now.

KDOGG331 said:

LOLidk if I'd do that but it could catch people's attention lol

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You put up a sign that says
Please look up and to the left you see that shiny ribbon on the limb that tells me windage at your head if you turn around and look along a line back from where you came from there are more just like that for the same reason
this is my foreign range you have stepped into. And the best shot I have done is well past where you came onto this property the only chance you have now is to pray I haven't seen you but I doubt that! You have already triggered several alarms to allert me of you being here. Now you can run but I doubt if you make it you have taken too much time reading this warning! Your only way to escape my yard at this time is strip down to your birthday suit and walk out of here with your hands held high only other way would be with the help of a body bag that would be laying on the box to your right please do me the favor to open the bag and slip it over you the coroner has a bad back and he would feel better if you help him today it's already been a long week for him your number 6 for this week already! So it's your choice get out with the skin of your *** or have help to leave by way of hurse your choice I'll give you 5 seconds to decide if you can't just stand there it's not as fun as hitting a moving target but it will not be as hard on you I promise to make sure you don't feel a thing!! The OWNER

allosaurusrock said:

Intersex chickens. Pretty darn cool. Also, huge thanks for not freaking out when I said I was trans. 


Seriously I spent Easter in my Aunt's basement because I was terrified I would let something slip. 

Antisocial?: No. 
Queer?: Yes.

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Your life your choice I have never thought different myself I had neibour/ friend that was gay he knew that I wasn't and I told him that his choice doesn't bother me as long as he don't try to push me I'm straight and like it and I'll not try to change you. We became great friends. And could get along as friends no matter what the personal preference was.

Gay and trans are two different things. Neither of them are a choice. Thanks for the acceptance, though.

PraiseGod said:

Someone at a gas station was telling me how he had chickens when he was younger that would lay twice a day. Wasn't sure how to respond....

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Sometimes I just have to smile and nod...

allosaurusrock said:

Gay and trans are two different things. Neither of them are a choice. Thanks for the acceptance, though. 

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I know, I didn't have have anything showing how much I feel that if it doesn't impact others, be happy. Most of the contentious issues don't actually effect others. It's just a "stop liking things I don't like."