next time giver her some fertile eggs that have been made into deviled eggs. after she has eaten some and had time to digest at least 30 minutes then tell her. And tell her that in a form like this, Auntie, you need to sit over a bucket for the next 2-3 days while going #2 because you don't want the baby chicks to fall out into the throne when they fall out your ... because they were fertilized and the heat from your body and no longer being in a shell they should slide right out fully formed... let the idiot worry about it.As a farmer, a large family of farmers actually, we see no point to daylight savings! It does not matter what the clock says, what needs doing at dawn and sunset gets done at those times!
My aunt wouldn't accept my fertile eggs, she got very pale when i offered them to her, "I don't ... eat ... fertile eggs" she said haltingly. I was speechless, and just said ok. and later I thought about explaining how they haven't started doing anything yet , they were one day old and not put in the fridge immediately, but I just didn't see the point. If someone is thinking somethings gross, nothings going to change their mind. It still irritates me though haha