Things only country kids would say:

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The mom - You aren't wearing that coat with poo on it to school

son - It has less than dad's (a teacher
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I am scared everytime I see an elementary teacher...my boys have informed folks of way too many things! If we were in a bigger school they both would have been suspended for drawing with bllod and guns in them...teacher told them to draw a picture of what they did over the vacation...we went hunting! They have learned not to talk about some tings that get shot...some folks are more sensitive
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A is for Apple, B is for Butt, C is for Chicken, D is for Dog, E is for eggs which come from CHICKEN BUTTS!

followed by my two year old falling down laughing.
 
"Mom, there's a chicken in the toilet again" (We use the bathtub as a brooder - the chicks kept flying out after they got old enough. I told them to leave the seat lid down. Thankfully, no one drownd)
"What's in the tub now?" from DS friends - they're always disappointed when there's nothing in the tub - we've had the chicks, koi, water hycianths (over wintering), a tortise, and kittens in the tub. When we had our water dragon, we would put water in the tub and let him swim around, too. Haven't had anything in there in a while, but everyone will be happy soon - fuzzybutts arriving next week!

Just so you know - we have three bathrooms, so, yes, we do still have a place to get showered up!
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Yesterday my 4 yaer old came home and had left over taco salad and aske"is this rabbit?" we hadn't even got the rabbits yet!
 

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