Gerbil

How's it going, O Majestic One

Nah, I just got kidnapped by a team of squirrels. Took some time to escape.

Whatever you do, don't look behind you... dun dun dun

*pounces on Gerbil and hugs her* GERBIL!!!

*stalks Gerbil quietly*

Indeed it is so.
I don't think I ever really liked apples much. I sold mine yesterday and got 1800E.

I also bred many new howrses. I had a hankering to do that. lol.

I am about to open a horn of plenty. I keep getting diamonds from goodness knows where.

Oh crap, I didn't even get any items. That was so bad, lol. I got 2000E. We can wallow together.

Ooh, yes, I remember. Your pets have the most epic names.

Also, love the new avatar. It's so adorable.

I do IB, so my textbooks have all these interesting foreign names in them for the problems. If you're ever writing a movie and need ideas for weird names I can throw some your way.

Sounds cool. I'm not sure whose concert I'd go to if I decided I wanted to go to one. I'm not a particularly large-scale fan of any band or singer.

lmao, seriously? That's very funny.
Yeah, especially as it like speeds up halfway through. Wonder what it's aceleration was... lol jk.
lol, and my parody involves incorrect facts about global warming and one sentence that uses inappropriate conjunctions because nothing else fit. So great! Hehehe.

Uh, I know. The lottery is back pretty much just to taunt us.
However, I did win a Themis's Scale, which I have to say is a pretty decent item. After that I got nothing but 1 star and 2 stars. Good luck!