A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, clearly angry, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
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I'm sure some have heard...
Usually when I hear certain words a song pops into my head. I'm curious what pops into yours when a certain word is mentioned. We'll start off by giving a word. Reply by stating the song that first enters your mind, then give a word of your own for the next person.
For example:
Word...
HOPE THEY'RE NOT DUPLICATES - ENJOY!
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Drunk man gets trapped in ex's chimney
EVANSVILLE, Ind. - Firefighters had to tear though a wall to rescue an intoxicated man who became stuck while trying to climb down a chimney into the residence of his former girlfriend.
Alejandro...
My group was interview by my local news! Click here to see the interview. You'll want to click the picture of me holding an egg (I'm sure you'll figure that out).
Hope you like it!
I just stumbled across this on the Yahoo Odd News
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VILNIUS (Reuters) - A lonely baboon in a private Lithuanian zoo has adopted a chicken he saved from certain death last month and the two have formed a fast friendship, the zoo's director said on Friday.
The chicken was intended as...
I just received two emails today. One from Pat Horstman, APA Secretary and the other from Dave Anderson, APA President. I personally feel that reproducing these emails here would be most helpful, as we are a group that can only collaborate online.
We have been asked to present our...
On 25 JUL I ordered 100 quail from McMurray. They were almost out for the year, and after toying around with the idea for some time, I decided to get them while they still had them. They had a delivery of the week of 27 AUG.
I get a message on my phone saying that they're sorry, but it takes...
Has anyone played this game online? It's pretty cute and would be great for kids. You can find it at http://www.primarygames.com/langarts/chicktionary/index.htm
Around last week, my silver Polish male has started to show some aggressiveness. I was by the coop door when he started doing a semi circle strut around my foot. It almost looked like what I see him do before he mounts one of my girls, not to mention I had just read a post about a rooster...
Supposedly, we can all be linked through 6 degrees of separation. Meaning, within 6 steps you should be able to link any two people named, even if they don't seem like they may have crossed paths. You may take less than 6 steps, but not more. This could be difficult and you will probably need...
This is not my first egg. It is, however, the first egg for one of my girls (not sure if it was my cochin or wyandotte). The picture doesn't do it justice, but the egg is long and skinny. All my other first eggs we're like mini regular eggs - all shaped normally, just smaller. This one is so...
I was curious if anyone keeps track of what chicken lays what egg, how much it weighs, etc. I do this on a spreadsheet and have been doing so since March 16th. This is something I'm sure would work best IF you only have a few chickens and know who's laying which egg. This could also be done...
Forgive me if anyone has posted something similar before, but after reading a couple different posts I thought this might be helpful.
Pictures of a chicken's anatomy
Interior view:
Exterior view (not that great a picture, hopefully you can tell what it says):
If anyone has any other useful...
Not sure if this is a good spot to post this, but as caponizing is used to improve the quality of meat... Anyway, I was curious if anyone knows if caponizing will stop or cut back the amount of crowing a rooster does. I know it is supposed to make them less aggressive. Any idea?
Any chance that if my chicken ate a platic gecko it could pass it, or do you think it would kill her? I always tell my kids not to take their toys outside... This is about the same size as a real gecko, and is a rubbery-stretchy-plastic material. I tried to get it from her, but she runs so...