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[RiverStorm]

(Same. Also, I actually had a dream about China last night. )

(I had one a couple weeks ago. )

 

[PeepersMama]

(Same. Also, I actually had a dream about China last night. )

(I had one a couple weeks ago. )

 

[RoostersAreAwesome]

Dude's candy cane finally ended...
Everyone is invited to it's funeral. ;-;

Frosty went to the funeral. He ate a candy cane in grief.

 

[PeepersMama]

Flameboi called Whitnay on his i-phone 637. "I think we should have candy canes at the wedding. In a bunch of different flavors so people don't get bored." He said.

 

[Flufferes]

Flameboi called Whitnay on his i-phone 637. "I think we should have candy canes at the wedding. In a bunch of different flavors so people don't get bored." He said.

"Yeah, i agree. I'll go order some on oriental trading website." She said, and ordered the following flavors

Jalajelly (made with seasonal blackberry jelly harvested 2 seasons ago, and fresh California-picked jalapenos that were shipped to the factory in less than a week. Comes in a red and purple swirl cane)

Jolly Rancher (comes in Green apple, cherry, and lemon. Green apple is white and light green swirl cane, Cherry is in pink and white swirl cane, and lemon is in yellow and white swirl cane)

Cocoa (it tastes like cocoa, need i say more? Brown with white swirls like duck poop. Comes in cane)

Sugar cookie (hard shelled peppermint outside, sugar cookie dough in middle. Comes in spheres the size of a lindor truffle )

Traditional peppermint swirl (duh)

Carolina reaper (shipped in air-tight container so that your other food wont smell like you breathed in sriracha. Is super spicy, it be da spicyehst peppah. it is in mini candy canes with orange swirls. Keep out of reach of children)

Tears of your enemies flavor (Blue with white swirls. tastes like tears. comes in cane form)

 

[PeepersMama]

"Yeah, i agree. I'll go order some on oriental trading website." She said, and ordered the following flavors

Jalajelly (made with seasonal blackberry jelly harvested 2 seasons ago, and fresh California-picked jalapenos that were shipped to the factory in less than a week. Comes in a red and purple swirl cane)

Jolly Rancher (comes in Green apple, cherry, and lemon. Green apple is white and light green swirl cane, Cherry is in pink and white swirl cane, and lemon is in yellow and white swirl cane)

Cocoa (it tastes like cocoa, need i say more? Brown with white swirls like duck poop. Comes in cane)

Sugar cookie (hard shelled peppermint outside, sugar cookie dough in middle. Comes in spheres the size of a lindor truffle )

Traditional peppermint swirl (duh)

Carolina reaper (shipped in air-tight container so that your other food wont smell like you breathed in sriracha. Is super spicy, it be da spicyehst peppah. it is in mini candy canes with orange swirls. Keep out of reach of children)

Tears of your enemies flavor (Blue with white swirls. tastes like tears. comes in cane form)

Flameboi stared

"They're catering" he stated. "Final decision."

 

[Flufferes]

Flameboi stared

"They're catering" he stated. "Final decision."

Whitnay danced cuz she loved Oriental Trading and their abundance of novelty toys and fun food

 

[Amer]

"Yeah, i agree. I'll go order some on oriental trading website." She said, and ordered the following flavors

Jalajelly (made with seasonal blackberry jelly harvested 2 seasons ago, and fresh California-picked jalapenos that were shipped to the factory in less than a week. Comes in a red and purple swirl cane)

Jolly Rancher (comes in Green apple, cherry, and lemon. Green apple is white and light green swirl cane, Cherry is in pink and white swirl cane, and lemon is in yellow and white swirl cane)

Cocoa (it tastes like cocoa, need i say more? Brown with white swirls like duck poop. Comes in cane)

Sugar cookie (hard shelled peppermint outside, sugar cookie dough in middle. Comes in spheres the size of a lindor truffle )

Traditional peppermint swirl (duh)

Carolina reaper (shipped in air-tight container so that your other food wont smell like you breathed in sriracha. Is super spicy, it be da spicyehst peppah. it is in mini candy canes with orange swirls. Keep out of reach of children)

Tears of your enemies flavor (Blue with white swirls. tastes like tears. comes in cane form)

Cheese Grits are a Lindor truffle, the finest moment of his day. He won't eat any other truffles from inferior brands.

 

[PeepersMama]

Whitnay danced cuz she loved Oriental Trading and their abundance of novelty toys and fun food

"We should incorporate those super cool rubber duckies!" Flameboi exclaimed excitedly.

 

[Flufferes]

"We should incorporate those super cool rubber duckies!" Flameboi exclaimed excitedly.

*SLAMS HANDS ON TABLE*

I LOVE THEIR RUBBER DUCKIES IRL
THEY ARE MY LIFE
I WANT THEM ALL
*engages in explosive dan mode*