◇DiamondSwan's Phenomenal Chat Thread!◇

[Laodicia]

Lolz. My family woke up too late to go to church and my mom is sick. We might watch online church but that’s always so boring so maybe I can escape. I like real church tho.

I was only about 15 min late.

 

[chickencheeper]

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Hey, everyone!

Glad ya joined. I'm not sure if I'm gonna like you or not, but I'll welcome ya anyway and pretend like I know you already on this boring, white page of nothingness.




















OF COARSE I'LL LIKE YOU!! I LIKE EVERYONE!!! * *If you're a nice person

WELCOME TO DIAMONDSWAN'S PHENOMENAL CHAT THREAD!!!!!!! *VERTUALLY SQUISHES YOU WITH A HUGE HUG*

And this chat thread is only phenomenal because you guys make it so. So come and join us. Have fun and chat your head off (okay, that almost sounded like I said "chop your head off", but just ignore that. There won't be any "chopping of heads" here. Unless, of coarse, you literally "chat your head off" *continues rambling...*).

And don't be afraid to UNLEASH your SPUNKY side!!* ** *** *Just be kind and courteous towards other members **All BYC rules apply ***Oh, and... Wait, nevermind. I forgot what I was going to say



Anywho, let's get this party started!!!


Random things about me

Name: Call me Destiny, or crazy animal girl, or whatever you want* *some restrictions may apply

Animals: Chickens, ducks, guinea fowl, dogs, cats, rabbits, cockatiels, my LGD Maremma Sheepdog, and the mice that live in the walls.

Likes: Jesus, and telling people about Him, animals (obviously), the outdoors, friendly people, goofin' with my BYC besties, reading, writing, doing something creative, and STAR WARS (I still haven't seen the new one ).

Dislikes: The opposites of my "likes" ( ), shoes (wretched things), evil, and death.

Weird facts about me: I choke on my water a lot, I bite my cheeks when I'm concentrating (everyone calls me "fish-face"), I take extremely long showers (sorry about the TMI, but when it comes to "wierd", it gets weird ), and I get these weird bubbles of random goofiness for no reason at all at random moments.

Weirdest thing I've ever done: Made my siblings "blank" in the woods to catch flies for "pets". Then we would pull their wings off so they would crawl all over us without trying to escape. Even my best friend was involved in that one.

Coolest thing I've ever done: Randomly threw a basketball over the back of my head from really far away and "swished" it (mainly because I was afraid my brother was going to tackle me to get the ball ).

Most heroic thing I've ever done: *Thinks exremly hard* Uhhh... okay. So the most heroic thing I WOULD do: Hijack a semi full of meat chickens and rescue them.

Nicest thing I've ever done: Spent $50 on random goodies (that filled a HUGE bag) for a homeless guy. But we never saw him again, so me and my friend ate the snacks. It's the thought that that counts?

Meanest thing I've ever done: Stuck my sister's toothbrush in the toilet and never told her about it (my way of getting revenge without things coming back on me ).

Other: Homeschooled teen, and the oldest of 11 children.


Now it's your turn!!! Aren't I just the best example?

(Side note: I don't have my own device, so I can only chat and stuff when my mom isn't using her phone .)

Wow you’re funny Destiny! I would love to have a large family.
Name: call me Abriana!
Animals: chickens, collie, and hopefully ducks and alpacas soon!
Likes: animals, countryside, huge roaring creeks, horses, goats, Jesus, and SALAD WITH APPLE SIDER VINEGAR DRESSING.
dislikes: people who mistreat animals, winter, and all predators.
Weird facts about me: I will do anything for my fifteen chickens (and I mean anything. Run out during a tornado warning in high winds to grab all them and put them in the basement? No problem! Yes I did do that), I have to be forced to stop eating salad, I want every animal I hear mentioned, and when I have an idea in my head I want it to happen yesterday.
Weirdest thing I’ve ever done: I drank vinegrette straight.
Coolest thing I’ve ever done: ate five and a half lemons straight literally ate out the inside (could also be weirdest).
Most heroic: my dad wanted to kill a young cockerel and I ran screaming out onto the porch and was about to fly down the steps and jump on top of him. Turns out he was chopping down a tree and not going to kill rocket. But as you said, it’s the thought that counts.
Nicest: allowed myself to eat a lot of candy.
Meanest thing: whacked my sister across the head. Can’t remeber an exact instance but I’m positive I’ve done it (and more than once).
I’m glad to join your chat thread Destiny!

Name:Kyndra
Animals:2 Cats(soon to be 4), 9 Chickens, 1 Duck(gonna get more soon I hope!), 2 fish and going to have a Leopard Gecko and Goats soon!!!!!
Likes:Outdoor's, My beloved baby kitty Merlin(don't listen to my sister, HE IS MINE!), My animals, Roleplaying, Reading and chatting with my best friends!Oh, and taking pictures!)
Dislike's:Mushrooms, Death, Hate, Cold.
Weird Fact's about me:As Destiny, I tend to bite my cheeks to!I am also a little bit cat crazy, you might say.I also belief I can talk to spirts and animals, I am also a strong believer of Spirts, Magic and UFO's.
Coolest thing I've ever done:Ummmm...Coolest thing...Trotted on a horse for the first time!!
MostHeroic thing I've ever done:Saved my sister after she fell of a slide in the lake.
Nicest thing I've ever done:Helped a little girl who wanted to get something at a arcade, but Didnt have enough tickets, so I gave her mine.
Meanest Thing I've ever doneunched my sister in the arm ;-;
Other:Homeschooled teen, Eldest of 2 children.

Hi? Should I introduce myself? XD

Name: Call me Meg (even though it isn't exactly my "real" name) or call me Meggy.


Animals: I have nine big & fluffy buff orpingtons and a beauti- *ahem* handsome BO rooster, and four mischievous cockerels. I also have a bunny. She is a New Zealand white with little red beady eyes! She isn't evil or anything, she is an ALBINO! Although she hates hates hates being picked up, and I don't blame her, I have a fear of heights too. Oh can't forget to mention my dog, well, technically she is 'the' family dog but I think she likes me the best, mwahaha- at least I hope. Anywho she is a Black Lab/mixed with who knows what else.


Likes: I love talking about Christ and enjoy my private time with him in prayer and reading. I like, well, coffee. LIKE ALOT! I'd probably die if I missed a couple of days of that good hot cafe, okay seriously, I wouldn't. I enjoy a good adventure novel whenever it is too cold for me to be outside. I love playing volleyball. and I loooooove animals except for spider and snakes and anything creepy crawly of the like, sorry spideys.

Dislikes: I hate being a procrastinator, haha, but no matter how I try to finish that report before the new week begins I always end up finishing my last sentence the night before it's due. ugh. The list can go on and I can't think of anything else at the moment.

Weird facts about me: I can randomly laugh at a long-time-ago joke in the middle of class or worse, church, and yeah, that's always tad awkward. I love sitting outside in the quiet doing nothing, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! My family probably will never understand what it's like. I especially love it when all the chickens come up to me battling to see who could fly up to my lap first, it's utterly adorable! (my sister says it looks weird but me like---> )

Coolest thing I've ever done: Hmmmm...... I almost beat a guy in Foosball, I LOST BY ONLY ONE POINT! There was a time during a volleyball game I did this cool "backhand" thing and spiked the ball. Everybody was clapping and highfiving me and I was like, "huh? huh? What happened?"

Most heroic thing I've ever done: Smashed a spider with my shoe. (true story by the way)

Nicest thing I've ever done: Volunteered to drink my sister's coffee cause she doesn't like it. (And we were at somebody's house so it would've been awkward if they caught her pouring all that good stuff down the drain.)

Funniest moment: Our cousin brought Asian food for dinner one day when we visited, I went around filling my plate with a little of this and that, and I scooped a bit of this carrot thing I just thought to try but my cousin thought I couldn't scoop enough with the small spoon so he gets a big spoon out of the drawer and and shovels the carrots and dumps a huge pile on my plate and I'm like *walks away slowly and sits down* I taste it and then I was like . So yeah I somehow managed to eat it all, but looking back it was pretty comical!

Meanest thing I've ever done: Uhhhhhh.... Oh yes! mwhahahahha, I tied a scruchie around the sink's hose thingy so when my sister turned the sink on water sprayed all over her. *backs away slowly and giggles*






Please do not try any of this at home. This is only a simulation................. blah blah blah.



This took me about a half hour to write and my brain hurts.

Thou shalt call me Smaug on this chat thread.
I am fire. I am death.

Okay...
Name: Smaug
Animals: 3 cat, 3 dog, 4 horse, bunch cattle, 2 budgies, 1 fish, aaaand 17 chicken. I know, I know, not enough chicken.

Likes: comfort zone
Dislike: growing up

Weird fact about me: I get rather... Eccentric in the evening, though my thoughts turn to malice in the morning hours. Do not wake me... Not that I could do anything, because I am a small potato, but... The sheer force of my fury will take you down.
I daydream. A lot.
I also sing much, drowning out the disapproval of same provided by my family.

Most heroic thing I did: deposit Valentines in everyone's lockers. Because they were no longer mandatory. And even highschool kids need happiez.

Meanest thing I do: I am darkness. I am the night.

Name: Sarah.
Not Heavens.
My name is not Heavens.
Got it, you lot?
*Waits for people to call me Heavens*
Animals: 30-something chickens, 15 geese, 4 emus, 17 peafowl, a random duck, a guinea cock, 2 Jersey Wooly rabbits, a dog, 2 cats, an extremely evil parrot- don't trust his servile flattering-, 2 finches, a Bearded Dragon, a bunch of frogs, a couple pheasants that are officially mine, and others. That I'm forgetting.
Likes: First and foremost, Jesus. Without him, the rest of this wonderful stuff wouldn't be possible.
Second and thereafter: Goofing off with my animals, reading, writing, drawing, animating, singing (heh. like a seasick donkey. But make a painful noise unto the Lord, right? ), tracking, climbing, kayaking, photography, Warriors, being unbelievably strange, and being sarcastic.
Whiiich lands me in a heap of trouble daily. -_-
My best friends mean so much to me. :3
Pffft.
Of course I don't mean IRL people. BYC besties.
I also love practicing with my respective furred teammates in rabbit hopping, dog agility, and the blossoming sport of chicken agility.
Dislikes: Most people. If I get along with someone, it's either a modern-day miracle or you're really special to me.
Most homo sapiens and I don't mix well.
Especially people who abuse animals. Being an animal rehabber, I've seen them a lot closer than I'd like to.
I also hate failure, cowardice, and disloyalty.
People my age with bf/gfs. I don't despise the people themselves, but the empty choices they make. I don't want to get anybody triggered, but I believe strongly only in serious relationships that God intended to actually go somewhere.
And hawks. They can all die in a pit of sizzling acid if they please.
Weird things about me: I refuse to sleep on a mattress; I hate combing my hair; I love eating bones and raw marrow; I can't stand chocolate or candy; Clams are evil and knavish shelled trolls; I never use the stairs, just catapult to the bottom; I can burn just about any substance on this earth; silence is my life, solitude is my air.
Weirdest thing I've ever done: So, one night, I was so proud of myself for staying up until midnight. So I shredded my clothes, put my pajama pants over my head, and ran out into the woods.
Mind you, I literally had nothing on except for my pant hat.
Then I started screaming like a banshee while breaking every tree branch I could find.
Yup. Those were the days... *only three years ago*
Most heroic thing I've ever done: Animal wise= probably either climbing that barbed wire and balancing for like twenty feet in mid air to get Eve who was stuck underneath it...then I kinda fell into a pit of thorns...yeah, no, no heroicness. Fail.
Or when I jumped out in the middle of traffic on the freeway to get a pigeon that'd been hit by a car.
Human wise= I caught a little girl by her shirt when she fell off of the back of some bleachers.
Eh.
Coolest thing I've ever done: Hmmmph. I don't do cool.
Nicest thing I've ever done:
I certainty don't do nice.
Meanest thing I've ever done: Weeeellllll... I was in middle school....at some camp...not too long ago...and somebody did/said something that really got me riled- don't quite remember.
So I kicked two guys in the you-know-what who laughed at my rage, punched the girl who said it, and later lit a branch on fire and burnt off the edges of her hair while she was asleep.
Yeah.
There's been worse.
Funniest moment: We had just gone up to my grandmother's for Easter. She'd recently been diagnosed with dementia and slowly her memory was failing her in certain areas, such as dates and times. We'd just finished lunch when somebody opened the door and accidentally let our dog out who we'd brought with us. She shot off into the 200 acres of surrounding woods, so Mom and I, plus a couple of her old school friends ran after her with a shout to Grandma we'd be back soon. When we finally did catch up with the bratty flying mop, perhaps an hour went by. We trudged back to Grandma's, muddy but victorious. When we arrived at the house, we were surrounded by policemen who immediately asked us if we had any affiliation with the missing persons.
My grandmother, having gotten confused, called the police and told them we'd been gone for over eight hours.
Grandma may be gone now to be an angel in His court, but that memory of her will always be one of the most be love.

Holy crap it's catzilla, love your fur baby & no offense

Well you've done an awesome job I wouldn't worry much about his mood swings .We have a rescue animal (dog) & he had behaviour issues not as bad as before

Name: CP, Emmet or Emma.
Animals: Three lovely dogs, snake, eyelash gecko, parrot, fish, and 28 chickens.
Likes: Rock 'n' Roll, Skateboarding, nature, animals, traveling, dirt biking, BMX, generosity.
Dislikes: 80% of people, for a million different reasons. Love. Cities.
Weird facts about me: I'm a flat earther, believer of extraterrestrials, and Buddhist hidden underneath all this hatred. I barely care about myself, I just want less fortunate people to have a happy life. I STILL BEAT MYSELF UP FOR THROWING A SOCCER BALL AT A POOR SPIDER THAT THEN HOBBLED OFF INTO THE WOODS TO PROBABLY DIE A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH. New trends will be the death of me- hate 'em.
Weirdest thing I've ever done: I'm just a weird person in general.
Coolest thing I've ever done: Nothing significant.
Most heroic thing I've done: Save my sister from colliding into a mailbox on an out-of-control bicycle.
Nicest thing: Nothing significant.
Meanest thing: AHAHAHAHA, I can't just name one.

Name: you can call me Caden or C-dawg(if you’re my friend)
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Smaug gasp. New human has appeared.

Hello!! Great pics!!

Since when was @MrsMistyReal here?!

 

[chickencheeper]

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Since when was @MrsMistyReal here?!

I have found the birth/origin of Smaug at last!

 

[Yowza Wowza]

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Since when was @MrsMistyReal here?!

Lol I never introduced myself.

 

[Laodicia]

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Since when was @MrsMistyReal here?!

Youll never find me.

 

[FrankieDoodle]

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Since when was @MrsMistyReal here?!

You forgot me

 

[RiverStorm]

Very glad to hear that and glad they are well! We're all doing well, thank you!! My Cochin is broody, some hens are molting and everybody else is just fine! But my parents have been sick so I take care of them but now I think I'm coming down with something. Meh. I'm ready for Spring and tired of flu season!!

I hope ya don`t get sick and that your parents get better! I am ready for spring too!

 

[RiverStorm]

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Since when was @MrsMistyReal here?!

Lolz thou didn`t find me *Evil grin*

 

[cathloveydovey]

Lolz. My family woke up too late to go to church and my mom is sick. We might watch online church but that’s always so boring so maybe I can escape. I like real church tho.

Aw, hope your mom feels better

 

[cathloveydovey]

This horse is hilarious