◇DiamondSwan's Phenomenal Chat Thread!◇

[HeavensHens88]

Which post was that? The one way back when with Smaug running for president and us talking about ediblity of the Clinton and trump?

 

[HeavensHens88]

They hurt me eyes...









I thought it was, until I re-read it.






These are hilarious!

Here's mine:



Thanks so I have a good night and a nice Christmas present to you have to a great Christmas and I hope your happy happy belated and the wonderful Christmas and a beautiful Christmas and happy Christmas love to all the people I know and love to have a wonderful birthday party and I love it so far away and wonderful birthday love to have you a very good Christmas song thanks to my beautiful beautiful lady and a wonderful day and wonderful Christmas song thanks to my wonderful lady I love it and thanks so I can do that for sure what I would like for Christmas to all of us have wonderful day to our Christmas party today we have all of the week and Christmas Eve we have to our next spring training we will be happy belated birthday cake cake with the cake and cookies for our house cake cake with my cookie cake and a cookie cake and cookie dough frosting frosting on my cookie dough frosting frosting and cake for a cookie cake and cake for the day and then I will be able for a cookie dough frosting frosting cake for me

Another one:

Thanks so I can do that for sure what I would do with this spring training day at a party today at a party party for the first one of days I think would you be able here and a thread on here for the future to be the best broody to be a wonderful Christmas song for you a wonderful birthday party for Christmas with your beautiful Christmas present for you a beautiful day to our Christmas party today and I hope your birthday cake is Christmas cake and Christmas party for you and your family and you a beautiful Christmas party for you a wonderful Christmas present and Christmas party today and Christmas present to you get them all together and we can do that for sure you will be able for your Christmas party today at Christmas party for a couple of months now you have a great Christmas .

Am I the only person whose phone doesn't do this? ;-;

 

[HeavensHens88]

SOMEOMD HELPPPPP ME
THE PARROT'S LOOSE AMD MOM'S NOT HOME
ANF HE'S RUGHT BRHIND ME

 

[LavvyTaffy]

SOMEOMD HELPPPPP ME
THE PARROT'S LOOSE AMD MOM'S NOT HOME
ANF HE'S RUGHT BRHIND ME

This outta be a very interesting VC session. >º}

 

[HeavensHens88]

Literal panic attack
If I move he bites
Already bleeding
Qjat have I done
I hate this freaking bird

 

[LavvyTaffy]

Literal panic attack
If I move he bites
Already bleeding
Qjat have I done
I hate this freaking bird

Kill him. *shrugs*

 

[HeavensHens88]

He's right there right there

 

[HeavensHens88]

Kill him. *shrugs*

I'M FREAKING TERRIFIED OF THIS FREAKING ANIMAL

 

[LavvyTaffy]

He's right there right thereView attachment 1259033

GRAB HIM AND PUT A RUBBER BAND ON THAT MONSTER'S BEAK

 

[HeavensHens88]

GRAB HIM AND PUT A RUBBER BAND ON THAT MONSTER'S BEAK

I can't grab him when he's grinding his beak into my left wrist