◇DiamondSwan's Phenomenal Chat Thread!◇

[silkiecuddles]

are we doing a ritual? why the @ storm??????

Somebody *stares hard at @DiamondSwan* got bored and wanted to start a late party

 

[NickyKnack]

*catcalls and blushes*

*walks away with odd look and hides behind Silks*

 

[DiamondSwan]

*arranges pomegranate funeral*

*murders everything in your pantry*

 

[chickencheeper]

*walks away with odd look and hides behind Silks*

Welcome to the weirdest chat thread ever

 

[chickencheeper]

*murders everything in your pantry*

Throws butterfingers at you cause nobody wants butter fingers

 

[Flufferes]

*murders everything in your pantry*

MY
my
my pantry ;-;
*is starving so orders pizza*

 

[DiamondSwan]

Somebody *stares hard at @DiamondSwan* got bored and wanted to start a late party

EXACTLY. And @MissNutmeg *blames Meggy*

 

[silkiecuddles]

I noticed that. They're blowing my alerts up!

Get used to it if you intend to hang around for any length of time

 

[FrankieDoodle]

"How much pus is legally allowed in milk?
Somatic cell counts greater than a million per teaspoon are abnormal and “almost always” caused by mastitis. When a cow is infected, greater than 90% of the somatic cells in her milk are neutrophils, the inflammatory immune cells that form pus. The average somatic cell count in U.S. milk per spoonful is 1,120,000.Sep 8, 2011"

btw i consume dairy.

Ewww!!!

*random statement * do you realize if you look at your avatar indirectly it looks like there is a black and white speckled Polish hen front and center? I know it isn't, but it's an optical illusion that's pretty cool.

That's what I see too!!!

I saw a thread title a while ago. I couldnt stop laughing.

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Let’s all search for funny texts! *participationis mandatory. Contest rules and regulations may vary*

 

[DiamondSwan]

This is more my kinda gal:View attachment 1250468

Whatta 'bout her?