◇DiamondSwan's Phenomenal Chat Thread!◇

[TamingMaster]

Why ;-;

I'm so bad with life. ;--;

There was a knock at the door, and everyone else was busy, so I decided to brave it and answer the door.
It was a guy and a parcel.
All I had to do was sign for the box.
I didn't know what to say or do, and I went so red the guy asked me if I was okay.
Then, after I signed, it was more awkwardness.

The parcel wasn't even for us.
It was for the people next door.
The ones who reported my chickens and made me cry for a whole day.

Please kill me. ;--;

 

[Yowza Wowza]

I'm so bad with life. ;--;

There was a knock at the door, and everyone else was busy, so I decided to brave it and answer the door.
It was a guy and a parcel.
All I had to do was sign for the box.
I didn't know what to say or do, and I went so red the guy asked me if I was okay.
Then, after I signed, it was more awkwardness.

The parcel wasn't even for us.
It was for the people next door.
The ones who reported my chickens and made me cry for a whole day.

Please kill me. ;--;

;-;

No Rebely ;-;

 

[TamingMaster]

;-;

No Rebely ;-;

Why do I gotta be an awkward? ;--;

 

[chickencheeper]

I'm so bad with life. ;--;

There was a knock at the door, and everyone else was busy, so I decided to brave it and answer the door.
It was a guy and a parcel.
All I had to do was sign for the box.
I didn't know what to say or do, and I went so red the guy asked me if I was okay.
Then, after I signed, it was more awkwardness.

The parcel wasn't even for us.
It was for the people next door.
The ones who reported my chickens and made me cry for a whole day.

Please kill me. ;--;

Put the passage in the coop/run with mealworms all over it. Muhhaahaaa *evil laugh*

 

[Laodicia]

I'm so bad with life. ;--;

There was a knock at the door, and everyone else was busy, so I decided to brave it and answer the door.
It was a guy and a parcel.
All I had to do was sign for the box.
I didn't know what to say or do, and I went so red the guy asked me if I was okay.
Then, after I signed, it was more awkwardness.

The parcel wasn't even for us.
It was for the people next door.
The ones who reported my chickens and made me cry for a whole day.

Please kill me. ;--;

*feels embarrased with you*

Maybe you could use it as a means of smoothing things over with your neighbor

 

[Laodicia]

Put the passage in the coop/run with mealworms all over it. Muhhaahaaa *evil laugh*

Your evil intrigues me. But that seems like a really bad idea. That would get the delivery guy in trouble for a simple mistake.

 

[chickencheeper]

Your evil intrigues me. But that seems like a really bad idea. That would get the delivery guy in trouble for a simple mistake.

It would just have some peck marks in it and maybe some poop

 

[Yowza Wowza]

Why do I gotta be an awkward? ;--;

I dunno? ;-;

 

[Laodicia]

My kids are watching angry birds. How did i not remember the inuendo?

 

[chickencheeper]

My kids are watching angry birds. How did i not remember the inuendo?

*gets the angriest chicken from the coop and puts it in sligshot*