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Everyone get talking!! Tell an embarrassing story from when you were younger.
I was on a road trip to Mt Rainier and my parents were in the front seat talking about how some dude was driving like a turd basket, and i thought it was a certain car that was right next to us, and i rolled the window down and screamed, "HEY!" and rolled it back up. They got mad, my friend next to me was giggling and wouldn't let me live it down for weeks. I was embarrassed for a year. :lau
This was back in 3rd grade i think.
 
Everyone get talking!! Tell an embarrassing story from when you were younger.
....can the previous day count as younger...

...I ate a dog bisquit... And it was so good... I ate another. I was a strange child. XD
Dude
I LIVED on dog biscuits
Especially the marrow imitators. :drool

Anything involving me socializing is embarrassing.

But once I was in the pool with my siblings and cousins & I accidentally kicked on of my male cousins in the you-know-where.
This reminds me of a couple weeks ago....
I was playing football with a couple kids at youth group, and there's this joke surrounding my throws because a couple weeks ago, somebody called my pitching weak. I turned around and hurled that ball into his gut like a rock. XD
Anywho, now that Sarah "throws like a girl", I accidentally hit a guy in the aforementioned unmentionable place...so hard that he fell over into the bushes.
I felt so bad... but not nearly as bad when he came up to me later and asked me in this submissive voice, "You threw that on purpose, didn't you?......
What'd I do to you? Apologies in advance, seriously."

What kind of monster am I. X-X
 
...I ate a dog bisquit... And it was so good... I ate another. I was a strange child. XD
I ate a piece of dog jerky that was turkey flavored back in August. It was gross. XD
My older brother and sister fed me a milkbone as a toddler
When i was a toddler my brother had left his backpack on the floor and i found used stick of deodorant and i ate some of it. My mom had to call poison control. :gig
 

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