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What, you don’t like happy endings?I got sidetracked and now I'm looking at massage places near me.
Kind of hard to tell which ones are 'normal' massage places.
Sorry, sorry...
I’ve never actually had a “real” massage. I’m too awkward for that, I can barely handle the long silences when I’m getting a haircut.