He's not a real dog.
He doesn't go outside.
My real dogs never stink either though...probably because they don't get wet.
He doesn’t go outside!?

Ever!?

And that makes sense! They also have really short hair right!? So that’s probably part of it. And you also probably keep the everything really clean so there’s nothing to get dirty in haha
Or maybe you just have good dogs.
Every dog I’ve ever interacted with except maybe one has always found stuff to roll in or eat

