➡ Quail Hatch Along🥚

[ShrekDawg]

He's not a real dog.
He doesn't go outside.

My real dogs never stink either though...probably because they don't get wet.

He doesn’t go outside!?

Ever!?

And that makes sense! They also have really short hair right!? So that’s probably part of it. And you also probably keep the everything really clean so there’s nothing to get dirty in haha

Or maybe you just have good dogs.

Every dog I’ve ever interacted with except maybe one has always found stuff to roll in or eat

 

[Kiki]

Ewww OMG!! Wait... your toenail fell off or the pumpkin stuff!?

Both

 

[ShrekDawg]

Both

 

[Kiki]

Not quite worthy of the Ugly Dog contest.

By the way, that is held in my town every year.

Those poor things.

I met a dog yesterday that only had one eye.
I couldn't stop staring at the hole.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Those poor things.

I met a dog yesterday that only had one eye.
I couldn't stop staring at the hole.

Awwww.

And wait!? There was a hole!? Don’t they usually stitch the eye shut or get a fake?

 

[Kiki]

He doesn’t go outside!?

Ever!?

And that makes sense! They also have really short hair right!? So that’s probably part of it. And you also probably keep the everything really clean so there’s nothing to get dirty in haha

Or maybe you just have good dogs.

Every dog I’ve ever interacted with except maybe one has always found stuff to roll in or eat

No he's not allowed outside but he did escape out the back door today for a few minutes.

He runs like a maniac and has a hypoglycemic attack if he goes out.

 

[Kiki]

Awwww.

And wait!? There was a hole!? Don’t they usually stitch the eye shut or get a fake?

It was a hole that was stitched up but still a hole.
I'll see it again soon and get a few pictures.

 

[ShrekDawg]

No he's not allowed outside but he did escape out the back door today for a few minutes.

He runs like a maniac and has a hypoglycemic attack if he goes out.

Wait... then how does he go to the bathroom!? Haha

And awwww poor guy!! OMG!! He really is a faker haha

 

[ShrekDawg]

It was a hole that was stitched up but still a hole.
I'll see it again soon and get a few pictures.

Okay please do cause now I’m curious haha

 

[Kiki]

Wait... then how does he go to the bathroom!? Haha

And awwww poor guy!! OMG!! He really is a faker haha

On his pee pad.