Everything is a variation on chickens. Ducks are messy, hungry water chickens. Guineas are dumb stupid awful nasty chickens. Goats are giant browsing milk-producing chickens. Dogs are loud carnivorous potty--train-able chickens.
You must live in a beautiful world!

Where life is beautiful all the time
And all those nice young men
In their clean white coats
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes