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I was HOPING a few others would see that also....I was lurking.
Refer to "Arrested Intelligence" and ask the question, "What country does the Queen Of England Rule?"
I know that the answer is supposed to be England and it is supposed to be funny because of the word England in the phrase. But the Queen of England doesn't actually rule, does she? She is a figure head. Technically, she doesn't rule anything. Right?
See, that it why those kind of jokes don't work with me. I take them all too literally. And 5 out of 4 is a mixed fraction. 5/4 = 1 1/4. I understand of course that there can not be five out of four people. But whenever my neighbor's son wears a shirt with this same slogan, people laugh and say that 5 out of 4 is not a fraction so that is why it is funny. Um it is funny cause you can't get five people out of four, not because 5/4 isn't a fraction
Really, I have been with him when someone said that.
My father was the math department chairman at his University. My brother and I used to annoy the heck out of him by asking for "the smaller half" of something just to wind him up. That or discussing how you might be able to divide by zero and get infinity at the dinner table.
I was HOPING a few others would see that also....I was lurking.
Refer to "Arrested Intelligence" and ask the question, "What country does the Queen Of England Rule?"
I know that the answer is supposed to be England and it is supposed to be funny because of the word England in the phrase. But the Queen of England doesn't actually rule, does she? She is a figure head. Technically, she doesn't rule anything. Right?
See, that it why those kind of jokes don't work with me. I take them all too literally. And 5 out of 4 is a mixed fraction. 5/4 = 1 1/4. I understand of course that there can not be five out of four people. But whenever my neighbor's son wears a shirt with this same slogan, people laugh and say that 5 out of 4 is not a fraction so that is why it is funny. Um it is funny cause you can't get five people out of four, not because 5/4 isn't a fraction
Really, I have been with him when someone said that.
My father was the math department chairman at his University. My brother and I used to annoy the heck out of him by asking for "the smaller half" of something just to wind him up. That or discussing how you might be able to divide by zero and get infinity at the dinner table.