A century of Turkey talk 2000-2100.

[duluthralphie]

Looks like a good turkey house.


I have carried through on my threat to put the offending young males into Guinea Gulag.

After one day in the hospital and 2 nights in a dog kennel, under the hospital, Big Bird is looking good. I gave him a mega dose of probiotics on his feed and he seems fine this morning. He was making the happy turkey coos when I let the turkeys out of their coop. I let Big bird out too he was doing good.

After I went and did some other things and as I walked back to the house I saw a tom pulling Big birds snood and being relentless about it. I picked up the offender and threw him in the Guinea Gulag. He will now eat Guinea rations and water for awhile.

He is not eligible for parole at this time. Unless he gets a good lawyer, (or the DW feels sorry for him) he could be serving a life sentence.

 

[feistychick]

Looks like a good turkey house.


I have carried through on my threat to put the offending young males into Guinea Gulag.

After one day in the hospital and 2 nights in a dog kennel, under the hospital, Big Bird is looking good. I gave him a mega dose of probiotics on his feed and he seems fine this morning. He was making the happy turkey coos when I let the turkeys out of their coop.  I let Big bird out too he was doing good.

After I went and did some other things and as I walked back to the house I saw a tom pulling Big birds snood and being relentless about it. I picked up the offender and threw him in the Guinea Gulag.  He will now eat Guinea rations and water for awhile.

He is not eligible for parole at this time. Unless he gets a good lawyer, (or the DW feels sorry for him) he could be serving a life sentence.

Glad to hear Big Bird is doing better. Nice follow-through, that'll hopefully teach them a lesson!

 

[duluthralphie]

It is amazing how quiet the yard is today with one turkey Jake in Guinea Gulag. He may never get out again. A bonus is the one in prison is the one that is a PITA at bedtime and flies onto the roof.

 

[mountain mom]

Those dang gangster hooligans!
Glad Big Bird is feeling better, and his bully has been imprisoned.

 

[memphis]

Ralphie you did the right thing with that bully of a jake. Only thing I would worry about is what he is learning from those guineas! I've always heard inmates learn a few new tricks while in the clink. Hmmm.....

 

[duluthralphie]

Ralphie you did the right thing with that bully of a jake. Only thing I would worry about is what he is learning from those guineas! I've always heard inmates learn a few new tricks while in the clink. Hmmm.....

I think he is afraid of that horrible perverted prison sex we hear so much about. He is nervous and trying to avoid the Guineas. I am actually hoping to get rid of him on the Minnesota site.

 

[memphis]

Ahhh...good plan. You think someone will be willing to take him with his criminal past?

 

[duluthralphie]

Ahhh...good plan. You think someone will be willing to take him with his criminal past?

I hope so, but doubt it.

Even those liberal thinking Minnesotans tend to avoid the criminal element.


Anyone here ever have Cornish Game Turkey?

I am building a whizbang plucker and someone needs to volunteer to try it out.

 

[charmedbaker]

Wow, Ralph...you sound ******. But fair justice has been served to the criminal. And his sentence is commiserate with the crime.

 

[duluthralphie]

Visiting Day at the Guinea Gulag: