A century of Turkey talk 2000-2100.

Discussion in 'Turkeys' started by duluthralphie, Apr 5, 2015.

  1. duluthralphie

    duluthralphie Chicken Wrangler extrodinaire Premium Member

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    I m very tolerant progressive when it comes to the guinea judicial system.

    I forgot, but now that you remind me, these little b,,,Uggers have been in jail or on probation for a long time.
     
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  2. feistychick

    feistychick Chillin' With My Peeps

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    So I have to ask.....what do guineas do to get into the judicial system??
     
  3. duluthralphie

    duluthralphie Chicken Wrangler extrodinaire Premium Member

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    The proper question is what do Guineas do to avoid the Judicial System?

    Have you ever had a guinea take up residence in your area?

    I was going to ask if you had ever owned a guinea, but guineas are not really owned, they more or less invade areas.
     
  4. duluthralphie

    duluthralphie Chicken Wrangler extrodinaire Premium Member

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    Here is a list of crimes my Guineas have committed,


    Participating in a coup
    Assassination of a leader
    Assault and battery of others
    Chick molestation
    Disorderly conduct
    Trespassing
    Impeding traffic on a roadway
    Illegal assembly
    Theft
    Vandalism
    Gang activities
    Polluting water sources
    terrorism

    And then they even do worse things
     
  5. feistychick

    feistychick Chillin' With My Peeps

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    :gig
    There are some hardened criminals in your neck of the woods! Definitely worthy of being in lockdown....

    Thankfully I have no guineas and no plans to get any lol.
     
  6. Feathyr

    Feathyr Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Sorry to interrupt your guinea trials, but I've been lurking here for... about five months, every since I purchased my first Bourbon Red turkeys. I'll write up a better introduction later, but I have a question I need to ask at the moment:

    What is the average price for a Bourbon Red trio? (One tom; two hens.)
     
  7. duluthralphie

    duluthralphie Chicken Wrangler extrodinaire Premium Member

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    That really depends on your market, in your local area. I know I get bout half what lots of people seem to get. I am happy if I get 30-35 for my slates.
     
  8. chickadoodles

    chickadoodles True BYC Addict

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  9. mountain mom

    mountain mom Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] ROFLMBO!! Criminals, those birds.
     
  10. mountain mom

    mountain mom Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I would say likely you can get anywhere from $30-$50 per turkey. I would also imagine hens are worth more than toms. Just my thoughts. I've never sold turkeys.
     

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