A century of Turkey talk 2000-2100.

[duluthralphie]

I m very tolerant progressive when it comes to the guinea judicial system.

I forgot, but now that you remind me, these little b,,,Uggers have been in jail or on probation for a long time.

 

[feistychick]

I m  very tolerant progressive when it comes to the guinea judicial system.

I forgot,  but now that you remind me, these little b,,,Uggers have been in jail or on probation for a long time.

So I have to ask.....what do guineas do to get into the judicial system??

 

[duluthralphie]

So I have to ask.....what do guineas do to get into the judicial system??

The proper question is what do Guineas do to avoid the Judicial System?

Have you ever had a guinea take up residence in your area?

I was going to ask if you had ever owned a guinea, but guineas are not really owned, they more or less invade areas.

 

[duluthralphie]

Here is a list of crimes my Guineas have committed,


Participating in a coup
Assassination of a leader
Assault and battery of others
Chick molestation
Disorderly conduct
Trespassing
Impeding traffic on a roadway
Illegal assembly
Theft
Vandalism
Gang activities
Polluting water sources
terrorism

And then they even do worse things

 

[feistychick]

Here is a list of crimes my Guineas have committed,


Participating in a coup
Assassination of a leader
Assault and battery of others
Chick molestation
Disorderly conduct
Trespassing
Impeding traffic on a roadway
Illegal assembly
Theft
Vandalism
Gang activities
Polluting water sources
terrorism

And then they even do worse things

There are some hardened criminals in your neck of the woods! Definitely worthy of being in lockdown....

Thankfully I have no guineas and no plans to get any lol.

 

[Feathyr]

Sorry to interrupt your guinea trials, but I've been lurking here for... about five months, every since I purchased my first Bourbon Red turkeys. I'll write up a better introduction later, but I have a question I need to ask at the moment:

What is the average price for a Bourbon Red trio? (One tom; two hens.)

 

[duluthralphie]

That really depends on your market, in your local area. I know I get bout half what lots of people seem to get. I am happy if I get 30-35 for my slates.

 

[chickadoodles]

Here is a list of crimes my Guineas have committed,


Participating in a coup
Assassination of a leader
Assault and battery of others
Chick molestation
Disorderly conduct
Trespassing
Impeding traffic on a roadway
Illegal assembly
Theft
Vandalism
Gang activities
Polluting water sources
terrorism

And then they even do worse things

 

[mountain mom]

Here is a list of crimes my Guineas have committed,


Participating in a coup
Assassination of a leader
Assault and battery of others
Chick molestation
Disorderly conduct
Trespassing
Impeding traffic on a roadway
Illegal assembly
Theft
Vandalism
Gang activities
Polluting water sources
terrorism

And then they even do worse things

ROFLMBO!! Criminals, those birds.

 

[mountain mom]

Sorry to interrupt your guinea trials, but I've been lurking here for... about five months, every since I purchased my first Bourbon Red turkeys. I'll write up a better introduction later, but I have a question I need to ask at the moment:

What is the average price for a Bourbon Red trio? (One tom; two hens.)

I would say likely you can get anywhere from $30-$50 per turkey. I would also imagine hens are worth more than toms. Just my thoughts. I've never sold turkeys.