A few rules to live by with chickens....

[sred98]

These are great! ROFL! My main one is remind your children that you don't want to wake up with the chickens in your bed...no matter how much you love them!

That's my youngest's favorite "surprise".

Shelly

 

[chickens4jojo]

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[WriterofWords]

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We ran into this big time last night!! I figured with all the strangers around the birds would pretty hang out on the other side of the yard, what I call the East side. They did until everyone sat down under the canopy and left the buffet unguarded on the porch. While the Turk and his little crew kept everyone amused by begging for hot dogs, the big chickens attacked the buffet!
One of my friends is terrified of the chickens, this guy is an El Paso cop! He screamed like a girl when Steven's little Charlotte jumped in his lap and stole half his potato salad. Much to her delight he dropped his entire plate.

 

[Scrambled Egg]

LOL!!! Funny but true Kate!!!

 

[Chickaroo!]

Okay, this offically is one of my favorite threads now!! Kudos to WriterOfWords for starting it...I love you for it

I know that when I read a new post, I'm going to have myself a good laugh

 

[WriterofWords]

Chickaroo! :

Okay, this offically is one of my favorite threads now!! Kudos to WriterOfWords for starting it...I love you for it

I know that when I read a new post, I'm going to have myself a good laugh

You made my day! Whether I'm doing Cowboy Symposiums, in my class, or just writing, I like to make people laugh and smile. Thank you from the bottom of my heart!
Kate​

 

[WoodlandWoman]

Oh, my! I was laughing so hard over this, my husband wanted to know what I was reading! Now he is laughing, too!

What a really great way to start the morning. Thank you, WriterofWords!

 

[WriterofWords]

I've got my truck backed into the front yard to load it for the dump, I walked inside to set my keys down and turned around and I had 6 chickens checking out the bed of the truck and a rooster on top of the cab. I couldn't find my phone to take a picture to save my life, but Blue sure looks good on a fire engine red Ford!

 

[WriterofWords]

I've got my truck backed into the front yard to load it for the dump, I walked inside to set my keys down and turned around and I had 6 chickens checking out the bed of the truck and a rooster on top of the cab. I couldn't find my phone to take a picture to save my life, but Blue sure looks good on a fire engine red Ford!
Rule: If you don't want chicken poop on the truck don't park it in their territory!

 

[WriterofWords]

Warn your teenage niece and girl-friends not to enter the front yard wearing flip flops with sequins and sparklies,,, and jeans with rhinestones. I had 4 hysterical girls running around the yard being chased for the pretty pants and shoes. A couple of them ran right out of their flip-flops!