Lol,,, well crazy man with a gun,,, I live in a heavily wooded area in BFE Oklahoma and we have all those same wildlife. I've seen each and everyone of them with my own eyes, but usually at night, except the hawks and bald eagles. Yes, I said bald eagles. Beautiful, but hard on small farm critters. My coop is locked up like Ft. Knox with 2 foot wide hardware cloth stapled to the bottom and buried around the entire perimeter to prevent digging. No breaches as of yet. They have a large run yard that is also fenced over the top to prevent those preditors birds. We are very cautious since we have already had an issue with a neighbors unattended dog, which got hauled to the pound after killing almost my entire flock. They bought me a while we flock, but I still had to start over with all the hard work of chicks and it's just plain heartbreaking to loose your babies. Although most of those preditors are nocturnal, it isn't unheard of to get ambushed during the day. As a matter of fact, last week the hubby went out around 7am to cut them loose, but before he opened the gate, he was inside the coop checking food/water and all of a sudden they gang came squawking and stampeded back in the little hatch door. So he poked his head out the front door to see what was up. There on the outside of the run yard fence was a full grown bobcat staring at the duck pool only about 12 feet away from him. He bowed out his chest and took a couple steps toward it before it vanished into the treeline. So of course, we now have our pistol on our belt and rifle in hand when we're outside. We assume the Bobcat was camped out overnight just waiting for an easy breakfast. Thank goodness it worked out to our favor. You just never can tell what wildlife might be up to. Something we do that started as entertainment for us while out working around the farm,,, we always turn the radio on just off the carport. And of course the birds like it, but I also think it might keep some of the wildlife at bay. But just fyi,,, I don't think your nuts. We have a lot of time and money tied up in those crazy little birds and they sure are good entertainment.