Ok I really must be!
I bought DH 20 pairs of new socks and I was bagging the old ones up for goodwill and he protested that I should not give away his socks.
"??? Why"
He says "I might need them."
me "but you have 20 new pairs"
DH "what if they are all dirty and I need a clean pair"
me "Have you ever run out of sock before"
DH "no"
me "so why are you worried I don't think you have room in your drawer for more."
DH"why did you buy new socks anyway"
me "because you had these for 6 months"
DH"are they worn out"
me "no not completely"
DH "so do they expire after 6 months"
me "i don't guess so but don't you like new socks"
DH "I just don't think the old ones are worn out. they still feel good"
me "I think they smell a little"
DH "They why in the world would you give them to someone else?"
me "Because they are still good, clean socks"
DH "AH ha so why buy new?"
me Sheepishly I say "Because it has been 6 months"
so I have an unusual need to buy sock on Oct 1. That make me mostly sure I am.