Another attempt to sell duck-eggs

[Texag87]

I do not know what others do but I look at each egg I crack for the bullseye. Still learning about ducks (as we all are). Curious about if Bandit is doing his job and if this happens all year. Usually if I find an unfertile egg it’s a Pekin egg. Fertile or not they taste so good I do not care.

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

I do not know what others do but I look at each egg I crack for the bullseye. Still learning about ducks (as we all are). Curious about if Bandit is doing his job and if this happens all year. Usually if I find an unfertile egg it’s a Pekin egg. Fertile or not they taste so good I do not care.

I can hardly taste the difference between a fertile and a non fertile egg…

 

[Magnolia Ducks]

No difference in taste. Just the fleeting thought that I am eating duck jizz. All the Pekin eggs are making babies. Except one died yesterday. Fertile just a quitter. So 6 left with a week to go.

 

[Miss Lydia]

I remember a time when fertile eggs were all the rage to eat! Just shows us how much weirder the population has gotten. Sure don’t want to offend anyone by selling fertile eggs.

 

[Magnolia Ducks]

Well hillbilly you did voluntarily move to WV. I am originally from KY where we used to say "thank God for WV". This same person probably has no problem with the concept of Uncle dad. Wow, I am very judgemental on a Sunday morning. Ok watching the sun come up and working on my disposition.

 

[Magnolia Ducks]

I bet they would die if they found out they were drinking dihydrogen monoxide

Crap now I have to google. You are too smart for me.

 

[Magnolia Ducks]

Crap now I have to google. You are too smart for me.

Hah googled and this is very funny.

 

[Miss Lydia]

Water?

 

[Magnolia Ducks]

No it's the technical term for water.

 

[Miss Lydia]

I saw that how crazy never heard that term before!