Another attempt to sell duck-eggs

[Chef JimmyJ]

And yes, people asked me if i could ensure that my duck-eggs weren't fertilized. Bein asked that question for the tenth time my answer was that it is really difficult for the drakes to pull their "raincoats" over without having hands…

LMAO...Now that's Funny, right there, I don't care who ya are!...JJ and Larry

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

So now i'm trying it on Craigs-List:
https://charlestonwv.craigslist.org/grd/6948833859.html

 

[Miss Lydia]

Nice listing let us know when you get your first client.

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Am i a magnet for Dumbs?!

This evening, my phone said "Quack"! (Text message)

»Good evening, are you selling the duck-eggs on Craigslist?«
"Yes, how many would you like to buy?"
»I have a question, do you also have drakes with your ducks?«
"Of course! Drakes are important if you free-range your ducks, they guard and protect the ducks against predators."
»So your duck egg will be furtil?« (sic!)
"I don't know if all eggs are fertile, i have two drakes for fifteen ducks… - Do you want to try and hatch ducklings?"
»THAT IS SO DISGUSTING! HOW CAN YOU OFFER FURTIL EGGS FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION? THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW! I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE FDA, YOU ARE A CRIMINAL!«
"Excuse me?"
«Message from Google-Voice: Your message was blocked by the receiver.»

I like brains! I wish everybody had one…

 

[thumper650]

I’ve been giving away possibly fertile eggs! I guess I’ll see you in jail @WannaBeHillBilly
Maybe some nice BYC members will bail us out before long!

 

[Texag87]

Am i a magnet for Dumbs?!

This evening, my phone said "Quack"! (Text message)

»Good evening, are you selling the duck-eggs on Craigslist?«
"Yes, how many would you like to buy?"
»I have a question, do you also have drakes with your ducks?«
"Of course! Drakes are important if you free-range your ducks, they guard and protect the ducks against predators."
»So your duck egg will be furtil?« (sic!)
"I don't know if all eggs are fertile, i have two drakes for fifteen ducks… - Do you want to try and hatch ducklings?"
»THAT IS SO DISGUSTING! HOW CAN YOU OFFER FURTIL EGGS FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION? THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW! I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE FDA, YOU ARE A CRIMINAL!«
"Excuse me?"
«Message from Google-Voice: Your message was blocked by the receiver.»

I like brains! I wish everybody had one…

Wow

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

I’ve been giving away possibly fertile eggs! I guess I’ll see you in jail @WannaBeHillBilly
Maybe some nice BYC members will bail us out before long!

You are such a BAAAAD MAN!
I don't mind jail time, as long as i can take my Duckies with me. - No Blanca! No eating the warden! Bad duck!

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Wow

Same person buying organic Chicken eggsfrom free-ranged, CO2 neutrally raised Chickens. - Guess what: Those might be "furtil" too…

 

[Texag87]

I bet they would die if they found out they were drinking dihydrogen monoxide

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]