Another attempt to sell duck-eggs

[WannaBeHillBilly]

We have this awesome device but still if the eggs are less than a week old we can't peel'em clean. We keep the eggs non refrigerated in our basement where it is in the 40's year round.

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Or even better, my drake has ED. That should quiet them right down.

That's what i needed!

 

[Magnolia Ducks]

Yo

We have this awesome device but still if the eggs are less than a week old we can't peel'em clean. We keep the eggs non refrigerated in our basement where it is in the 40's year round.

You poke holes in them right?

 

[Texag87]

Or even better, my drake has ED. That should quiet them right down.

That made my day. We have been talking to Hillbilly too much.

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

There is a secret. Get a steamer off Amazon for less than $20. Poke a pinhole in the egg with an egg piercer. Steam and even eggs laid yesterday usually, not always peel right out. I love my Dash egg steamer. Buy one! Why do you have a microwave on your duck egg stand? And just lie, my drake shoots blanks.

I am trying to sell that damn Microwave Oven for just $15! It is working fine, just the paint has chipped off inside at the door. - And it has the wrong color: The Missus wanted a red one…
At leas i was able to sell those cooking plates for $5. Also working fine but when we use them on the porch the fuse blows out.

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Yo

You poke holes in them right?

Of course! Have you ever tried without the hole? - Don't! It is a terrible mess…

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

That made my day. We have been talking to Hillbilly too much.

You mean i have a bad influence on you? - You're damn right!

 

[Magnolia Ducks]

Of course! Have you ever tried without the hole? - Don't! It is a terrible mess…

Explosion!!!!

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Explosion!!!!

My wife tried. With the old egg-cooker. It held seven eggs…

 

[Magnolia Ducks]

Hmmmm, had to throw it out and buy a new one. I forgot just one one time and it looked like modern art under the dome.