Lord, I can't tell this and it be nearly as funny as it was in person, but YEARS ago I had 3 roosters that just roamed the farm and I was having to catch them to put them in another pen. Well I had been round and round and ROUND trying to catch the last one when my mother in law walked up. She says "whatcha doin". I (with sweat dripping, and out of breath) reply, "just trying to catch this little rooster". "Well" she says," let me help you". Now my mother in law has never had an animal in her life, much less a whole farm ,so this I wanted to see. Well after about 15 minutes more of me trying to catch him with the net, and her telling me I missed him, I was DEAD. He casually walked by and I chunked the net at him and KNOCKED HIM OUT COLD!!!! My mother in law starts SCREAMING "You've killed him Mandy, you've killed the little rooster!" I said, "Good, now I don't have to catch him" I went over and picked him up by the feet and looked him over and he was DEAD. So, I chunked him over the fence and me and MIL stood there chit chatting. Well lo and behold about 10 minutes later, here came that dang rooster running sideways!!! We both were laughing so hard we couldn't move, then after afew minutes I went over and caught him and put him in the pen and he was fine from then on out.
