Anyone have a chicken diaper pattern?? pics of a not so happy chicken!

[chickenzoo]

This is my quick solution for a diaper. Any one have or know a site that has a pattern for one I can make. ( I don't want to wait 2-3 weeks to have one made).

This one she's giving me the eye!

 

[Davaroo]

The caption says, "Are you laughing at me?"
Well, no. I'm laughing at the owner. Diapers on chickens? Where's the dignity in that?
C'mon, that is just so, well........ never mind.
I know where THIS one is gonna go.

I'll get my coat now...

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Elderoo, that gray cat has finally worn through to your brain. Chicken diapers are de rigeur for the elegant and hygiene-minded modern house chicken.

 

[Wildsky]

Quote:

 

[DuckLady]

Quote:
Would YOU have a house chicken without a diaper?

 

[Davaroo]

Yeah, my brain is ruined. It is so far gone that it cannot even wrap around the idea of a "house-chicken."

Would YOU have a house chicken without a diaper?

Good question, Terrie. Moot point.

Chickens in the house? For any reason except to be featured on the menu? Preposterous. Some things just should not be entertained. That's one of them.

"The folly of our age is that we should embrace any sort of notion, and call it good."

I probably need therapy...​

 

[DuckLady]

You didn't answer my question.

 

[Bawkadoodledoo]

so many cat hairs that it gave you a brainectomy!!!

 

[Davaroo]

You didn't answer my question.

True, I didn't.​

 

[DuckLady]

bock bock bock