Announcement April Fools' 2019 - BYC Now Fully Self-Moderated

[TwoCrows]

Oops! Username : @Shadrach Reason: out of control bully Length: 24years

24 years?? Wow, he's gonna be an OLD man by then!

 

[FluffTheDuck]

I don't wanna....I don't wanna....



What color do you prefer....

I prefer orange, please.

 

[Cyprus]

Oops! Username : @Shadrach Reason: out of control bully Length: 24years

Approved!!
@Shadrach you have an active restraining order from @Miss Lydia spanning 24 years in length. You are no longer allowed to directly interact with her. Any breach of contract will result in impoundment and trial before your peers.

 

[21hens-incharge]

Ma'am you have not been issued a restraining order. You are welcome to stay.

Using my self restraint.

 

[Cyprus]

I volunteer myself as a fully objective judge

Approved

 

[Gargoyle]

If I place my restraining order through Amazon, will I get next day delivery?

 

[duluthralphie]

As the restraining order was my idea, it is my decision to dole those out

Therefore, a form must be submitted explaining the need for a restraining order. This form will be reviewed and ultimately either accepted or denied by me. The fine details of such a restraining order are to be determined by me.

The Form:
Username
Reason for the restraining order
Requested length of the restraining order

Are you trying to usurp the authority I usurped?

This is not allowed...move 2 forums to the left please.

 

[TwoCrows]

Approved!!
@Shadrach you have an active restraining order from @Miss Lydia spanning 24 years in length. You are no longer allowed to directly interact with her. Any breach of contract will result in impoundment and trial before your peers.

Wow, you are tough!

 

[FluffTheDuck]

I prefer toads to frogs!! Everyone knows that.

Me too. Fat, bumpy, cute toads!

Edit, I’m offended! Auto correction doesn’t like toads, as they changed the word “toads” to “roads”

 

[Granny Hatchet]