Are Cheetos organic?

[CHlCKEN]

I wonder what color those would make the yolks....

I wonder if it’d give em enough of a kick to start laying in the winter

 

[21hens-incharge]

Zheesh ... ya mean, when I picked the feathers out of my garden box, I was actually pulling up chicken seedlings? No WONDER I never got any egg-plants!

Or chick peas either! Oh dear! Leave those sprouts next time!

 

[MROO]

Keep a bag of Funyuns around. or Fritos. Doesn't matter if they get stale. they make EXCELLENT fire starters. Fritos are my preference though, they last longer.

Nope - None of that stuff lasts long enough around my house to get stale. I have teenagers. At least they buy their own junk food ...

 

[MROO]

I have started many a fire with Fritos. I used to keep a few packets of military issue coffee creamer (green packets) because there was nothing in the world more flammable. They actually stopped making that stuff because people left the glass jars on window sills and they exploded when they got hot. When I could no longer get the creamer an shipmate showed me how well Fritos burned.

Doritos work, too. We call them "Scout Tinder."

EDIT to alter ... I was just corrected by both of my Scouts. They are NOT Scout Tinder ... they are Scout Flakes or Fire Flakes. Tinder is just their function.
Apparently, I am either an out-of-touch or forgetful leader. {{{ sigh }}}

 

[MROO]

They’ll grow into nice strong chicken trees. I’d like to take a few cuttings once its grown

No No! EGG-plants!

 

[MROO]

Now I know you peeps are nutz!

... took you long enuff to figure THAT one out, now , didn't it?

 

[CHlCKEN]

No No! EGG-plants!

Or Chick Peas!

 

[MROO]

Just remember, Cheeto's never prosper!

AAARRRGGGHHH!

 

[Eddie the Yeti]

Nope - None of that stuff lasts long enough around my house to get stale. I have teenagers. At least they buy their own junk food ...

Talk about wisdom to share, how in earth did you get teenagers to buy their own junk food?! My kids are in their 30s and still want me to buy them stuff.

 

[hysop]

I have that book!

Do you recommend the book?
Back to reading. I’m on page 5.