Asparagus lubbers VS Asparagus haters (normal people) welcome to the battlefield

[the_peanut_coop]

Are you sure you aren't one of my tortoises?

Strawberries? I eat live worms, too

 

[Lacy Duckwing]

Strawberries? I eat live worms, too

Or my chicken?

 

[the_peanut_coop]

Or my chicken?

I can't be all three!

 

[azurbanclucker]

Strawberries? I eat live worms, too

Oh noooo. Strawberries are super bad for sulcatas. As an occasional treat they're fine, but not as a dietary staple. Too much sugar in them.

 

[the_peanut_coop]

I'm very picky about my strawberries. I know the perfect strawberry when I see it. (Dipped in chocolate.)

 

[the_peanut_coop]

Ooh, speaking of dipped in chocolate...
Cheetos
Corn chips
Goldfish
I'm yet to try Tofu

 

[The WinterWolf]

YOU STILL DIDN'T ANSWER WOLF!

answer this for me: I can't remember. is fettuccine Alfredo Italian or was it French?

i even googled it

 

[The WinterWolf]

Celery?

i don't eat ANY vegetables. name one, and i hate it.

 

[All4Eggz]

@All4Eggz , I think this person needs a lecture on how deadly asparagus can be

Yes.
@Jenessa_096, asparagus is trash. It almost killed me and probably many others. It is a deadly little tree that confuses people into eating it. People get sick after eating it. That's why all the asparagus people turned out the way they are .

 

[the_peanut_coop]

i don't eat ANY vegetables. name one, and i hate it.

I'm not as unhealthy as that. There are few vegitables I will not eat! I love asparagus