Asparagus lubbers VS Asparagus haters (normal people) welcome to the battlefield

[Fluffy Lambs]

This thread is vaguely similar to the Pineapple on Pizza thread, except with a bit more violence.

Correct. After all it is a war.

 

[PopoMyers]

There is a Pineapple on Pizza thread???

https://www.backyardchickens.com/posts/25209893

 

[6BeachChicks]

Just to clarify- there is a Christmas truce, right?

 

[Everose]

Just to clarify- there is a Christmas truce, right?

It was terminated. I nevah agreed anyways.

 

[6BeachChicks]

It was terminated. I nevah agreed anyways.

Okay. Just was wondering. I mean, this is a battlefield!

 

[PopoMyers]

Lobbing Asparagus spears........

 

[TheCluckyClucker2]

Yes. There is a Christmas truce.

 

[Fluffy Lambs]

Yes. There is a Christmas truce.

 

[Everose]

Yes. There is a Christmas truce.

 

[Amer]

Source: https://modernfarmer.com/2014/04/10-surprising-facts-asparagus/

Not sure if this is true or not...but what do you think?

Love of asparagus inspired an ancient Latin saying.​

The emperor Caesar Augustus would bark “Velocius quam asparagi conquantur!” or “Faster than cooking asparagus,” which can be loosely translated as, “Get going already!” Augustus was such a connoisseur of the elegant vegetable, he organized elite military units to procure it for him. The famed Asparagus Fleets made rounds in the empire to import the best varietals back to Rome, while the fastest runners were employed to carry fresh spears high in the Alps, where it could be frozen for later use.

nothing like manifest destiny to show asparagus is a tyrannical vegetable

Would I kid you?

idk man sounds unbelievable