Bathing suit season

[Whispering Winds]

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Me neither, unless it long sleeved and down to my ankles.

 

[Fudgie]

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Do you know how much that dern thing must weigh especially wet! OMG we would drown. (hey wait a minute.........maybe that was the idea!)

I have Omar on speed dial!

 

[Fudgie]

Now here is a stylish sailor look swim suit! I think I should be sporting this tasty ensemble this year at the beach whatcha all think! I do believe the parasol just makes this outfit!

 

[debilorrah]

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The shirt isn't long enough to cover the stuff that needs covering.

 

[WiseChicks]

Actually, that reminds me of yesterday:

I was walking into Walmart, and the lady in from of me was wearing linen pantalettes! Wide-legged linen drawers, with ruffled hems, circa 1850's when women would wear them under their crinolines and hoops!

Me, who loves old-fashioned clothing, wanted to tap her on the shoulder and ask her where she got them; however, in my mind, all I could hear was my grandmother saying, "She's walking around in her UNDERWEAR!!!"

 

[Feathers Acres]

mom'sfolly :

Men who wear speedos......

serious swimmers....just need to get this one out of the way first
over 50
over 50 pounds over weight
gay
hairy like satsquatch
skinny enough to need suspenders for the speedo, and pale enough to make a flounder look tan

My eleven-year-old son, the swimmer, wears jam style speedos, and if he continues to go the way he looks like he is, in 5 years I'll have to buy him a burka to swim in. He's 5'2", curly surfer-blond hair, with natural highlights; blue-eyed, tan and extremely muscular. At 11 he has no idea how beautiful he is; and I hope it stays that way for a very long time.

I live in Texas, and need to take children to the pool. A swimsuit is a necessary evil, and Omar has my dimensions on file.

Okay, you cant just sit there and blab about how cute your kid is, we need to see pic's women! he sounds adorable!

 

[hennypenny9]

Arg, don't remind me. My issue is my enormous ankles (cankles!) that look like two hams strapped to my lower calves. I'm not overweight, so it just looks even weirder. When I did dancing I got lots of muscles, then I quit, and they turned to fat. If I'm feeling self conscious, I'd go with the spiffy one piece that covers my upper thighs. If I'm feeling thinner, I'm okay with a halter and boy shorts.

Under no circumstances can I wear a "tankini" because no matter what, I will look pregnant.

It also doesn't help that I'm whiter than white. My skin is practically transparent, and you can see all these ugly veins really clearly. And usually I have a couple greenish bruises to finish the look.

Yes, I just LOVE swim suit season.

 

[rnoyster]

OK........ I'll do the "Man Thing."

Pictures, Pictures, Pictures!!LOL!!

It seems that every thread on this site has someone asking for pictures. Soooooooooooooooooooo

PICTURES, PICTURES, PICTURES!!!!!!!

 

[ksacres]

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Ugg, me too! Seriously, my skin looks like a badly drawn road map. And I'm ALWAYS bruised, I just tell (very tongue in cheek here) people my dh is abusive...

 

[HarlansHollowFarms]

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