sounds like the greatest excuse ever to not have to fool with the seat!!!
sour, please keep us updated on how that works out for you. I may want to try it at the house.
Don't try it - splatters on your feet.
Scott, the Princess is on a 'business' trip, and I am a bachelor for a few days. That used to be fun once upon a time - not so much now.
I feel your pain - I also have a 'trick' back. Still haven't figured out how I can carry a bag of feed with no problem yet something as simple as lifting the toilet seat can throw my back out. Told the Princess I should just pee on the floor., She replied, "You already do."
Your wife sounds like my kind of woman.
