Thanks everyone...I can't bring myself to poison or gas her... I'd feel like one of those murderers on the investigation discovery channel.![]()
In case you're still up for suggestions, in the class I took for humane chicken processing, we all used sharpened garden loppers. The man teaching the class had no hands, which is why we didn't use knives/hatchets. Secure the bird, position the loppers, one quick snap closed. Although the heads were still attached with a flap of skin, the nerves and brain were quickly and cleanly separated from the body.
If you have no hatchet and you think your hand/trigger finger might shake (mine always does right as I'm pulling the trigger), this is probably the best way to go. And if you don't have a garden lopper, well, they're quite useful if you want to get one.
