300 children a year.. including accidents such as snowmobiling and atvs, falling off a or horse or falling out of the hayloft that your parents told you a million times to stay out of.
Clearly, small family type farms and rural living is dangerous and should be outlawed by the government. Let the big coporate farms take over, supply us and keep us and our children safe. No more worrying about get your eye pecked out by a rooster or getting getting those annoying bits of straw stuck in your skin. Sure, kids who made some money, learned work ethic and responsibilty by throwing hay bales, mucking out stalls, detasseling corn or feeding some chickens will be a thing of the past... but you, know... it's a good trade off. Safety and all!!!
Next we need to get rid of bicycles, swimming pools, 5 gallon buckets and any contact sports.