I'm really bad at mathematics. I'm not gonna count my chickens any more. If anybody asks, I'll just say "A bunch." Besides, don't bantams count as half a chicken? I have a few scattered throughout the flock.
Plus, I have a slew of hatching eggs on order (auctions won) and you know you shouldn't count 'em before they hatch. Although, as I ruminate on that adage, I realize it's lots easier to count eggs than chickens, as the former generally stay still for the count.
13 chicks in two brooders, 7 eggs in the 'bator, a frightening number of eggs to incubate, soon to arrive from different sources, and "a bunch" of chickens.
That covers it.
Besides the sure knowledge that someday I'll be running a Home For Elderly Chickens, I'm currently unable to divest myself of extra roos. No fighting, so that's cool. They're just SO cute!