So I am taking a chicken to the vet for the first time in my life. I am overwhelmed and a sick chicken is not something I have the energy to mess with on my own right now. Do I need to bring a poop sample or will the chicken make one for me on the drive? 
Kidding. But seriously...anything I need to know? I'm sure they will ask about poop and symptoms and why I don't just get a damn goldfish...

Kidding. But seriously...anything I need to know? I'm sure they will ask about poop and symptoms and why I don't just get a damn goldfish...