Chickens are so dumb

[Teach97]

my roosters are so bright they know the sun is coming up in a far away land so they crow in a different language

 

[Junkmanme]

My chickens are so smart that the "Head Rooster" played me to a draw in a Chess Match.
(or is it that I'm dumber than a chicken????????)

-Junkmanme-

 

[Q9]

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@Junkmanme - Wow. Just, wow. I cannot say anything more.

 

[Junkmanme]

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@Junkmanme - Wow. Just, wow. I cannot say anything more.

I don't think that my Head Rooster thought up all those moves by hisseff. (I think he was getting some "coaching" from his IPhone! )

such a cheater!
-Junkmanme-

 

[Teach97]

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@Junkmanme - Wow. Just, wow. I cannot say anything more.

I don't think that my Head Rooster thought up all those moves by hisseff. (I think he was getting some "coaching" from his IPhone! )

such a cheater!
-Junkmanme-

I hear ya! That is why i quit playing poker with my ducks...they said it was no water off their backs

 

[Junkmanme]

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I don't think that my Head Rooster thought up all those moves by hisseff. (I think he was getting some "coaching" from his IPhone! )

such a cheater!
-Junkmanme-

I hear ya! That is why i quit playing poker with my ducks...they said it was no water off their backs

 

[Chicken_Lover4567]

My chickens? Go in when it rains? You're hilarious. They simply go under the overhang of our workshop, and let the rain AND the runoff from the room get to them until O carry them into the coop and put them on the roost.

 

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I swear, I think chickens instinctively try to get hypothermia.

 

[eenie114]

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I swear, I think chickens instinctively try to get hypothermia.

So that you'll bring them inside and fuss over them, and give them treats if/when they 'magically' recooperate.

 

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I swear, I think chickens instinctively try to get hypothermia.

So that you'll bring them inside and fuss over them, and give them treats if/when they 'magically' recooperate.

Ours aren't that smart.

We just let 'em sit out if they want. There's a door right next to them that they can go into for shelter.